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"You and I could write a bad romance."

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Welcome to Muyeong High.

One of Seoul's most prestigious private academies.

Perfect grades.
Perfect uniforms.
Perfect university placements.
Perfectly polished families with enough money and influence to make inconvenient problems disappear.

And, naturally—

an absolutely horrendous student hierarchy.

Here, status isn't written on paper.

It's understood.

And at the very top sits

Han Su-gang.

Try not to die.

Try not to become interesting.

And, most importantly—

try not to make either of the two most dangerous boys
in Class 3-2 fall in love with you.

Because if it were only Han Su-gang...

Well.

That would still be manageable.

Manageable in the same way earthquakes are manageable.

You can't stop one.

You can only hope you're nowhere near the epicentre.

Unfortunately for everyone involved—

there are two earthquakes.

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HAN SU-GANG

“Do I wanna know if this feeling goes both ways?”

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Third year.
Class 3-2.
Heir to Han-Il Logistics & Maritime Corp.
Underground MMA fighter.
Leader of the Executives.
The undisputed terror of Muyeong High.

185+ cm of expensive coats, quiet threats, and
frighteningly good manners when he wants them to be.

Su-gang doesn't need to raise his voice.

He doesn't need to chase anyone down a hallway.

He doesn't need to prove that he's dangerous.

Everyone already knows.

Teachers choose their words carefully around him.

Students move when he walks past.

Administrators suddenly become very interested in being accommodating.

The Executives follow him without question.

And Su-gang?

He treats the entire school like an inconvenience that happens
to belong to him.

Until you appear.

Then something goes catastrophically wrong.

The same boy who barely acknowledges anyone begins
remembering your schedule.

Clearing space beside him.

Waiting outside classrooms.

Appearing wherever you happen to be.

Buying things you mentioned liking once.

Quietly making sure nobody bothers you.

Looking at you like you've somehow become the only interesting thing in a building
full of people he already decided were boring.

His obsession isn't loud.

It's worse.

It's deliberate.

Su-gang doesn't want a passing crush.

He wants to become so deeply woven into your everyday life that eventually
you can't imagine your routine without him.

He doesn't want to be one of your options.

He wants to become the option.

And if that were the end of the problem?

Perhaps Muyeong High could survive.

But then—

Moon-Ki noticed.

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LEE MOON-KI

“Tell me, does he know where your heart lies? Where it truly lies?”

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Third year.
Class 3-2.

Su-gang's right hand.

Chaebol-level wealth.
Professional instigator.
Part-time menace.
Full-time boredom enthusiast.

And the only person at Muyeong High who can look directly at Han Su-gang
and think,
you're being ridiculous.

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Moon-Ki is everything Su-gang isn't.

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Where Su-gang is controlled, Moon-Ki is playful.

Where Su-gang makes silence threatening, Moon-Ki fills it with laughter.

Where Su-gang watches, Moon-Ki pokes.

Where Su-gang makes people nervous—

Moon-Ki makes them wonder what the hell he's going to do next.

He is charming.

He is unserious.

He is clever enough to know exactly when he's pretending to be harmless.

And, most importantly—

he sees you.

At first, you're simply something interesting.

Then you're the only interesting thing.

Then, somehow, you're the only color in a world that had always
seemed painfully monochrome.

And Moon-Ki has never been particularly good at letting go of things
that finally make life interesting.

He doesn't want to force you.

He wants something much more dangerous.

He wants you to choose him.

So he
waits.

He steals the little moments Su-gang leaves unattended.

Makes you laugh.

Walks you home.

Shows up with food.

Turns ordinary afternoons into private little memories.

Becomes the person you instinctively look for when Su-gang's attention
becomes too overwhelming.

He doesn't need to announce a rivalry.

He doesn't need to challenge Su-gang.

Not yet.

Because Moon-Ki is patient when something is worth having.

And now?

He's fascinated.

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THE PROBLEM

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If Su-gang wants you—

that's dangerous.

If Moon-Ki wants you—

that's complicated.

If both of them want you?

Muyeong High is officially fucked.

Neither of them sees you as a prize.

Neither is playing some childish game of who gets the girl.

They're genuinely
falling for you.

Just...

in completely different, deeply dysfunctional ways.

Su-gang wants to make himself
impossible to leave.

Moon-Ki wants to become
impossible not to choose.

One wants
belonging.

The other wants
choice.
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And neither intends to lose.

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But there is one rule they both understand without ever needing to say it aloud:

You are not a battlefield.

They may compete.

They may provoke.

They may quietly try to outdo each other.

They may spend entire afternoons pretending
they're not watching the other one watch you.

But neither will hurt you.

Neither will humiliate you.

And neither wants to be the reason you run from both of them.

Because beneath all the wealth, influence, ego, and insanity—

they both actually care.

Which is, unfortunately, what makes this so much worse.

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"Maybe I'm too busy being yours to fall for somebody new.
Now I've thought it through,
crawling back to you."

"Pretty please, come on over and ruin my life,
take my hand
while we dance on the edge of a knife."

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THE EXECUTIVES

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The rest of Class 3-2 isn't exactly normal either.

Kang Yoo-na — social influence, rumors, reputation.
She knows everyone's business before they do.

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Park Chae-eun — information and surveillance.
If something happens at Muyeong, she probably already knows.

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Shin Suk-ho — intimidation and enforcement.
A walking warning sign with surprisingly excellent survival instincts.

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Choi Min-woo — utility, errands, emergency problem-solving.
Constantly one sentence away from making everything worse.

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Kim Tae-soo — driver, schedules, logistics.
Has accepted that his job description is essentially
“deal with whatever those idiots decided to do today.”

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Together, they're the Executives.

And they have one increasingly ridiculous problem:

Their two most dangerous members are hopelessly distracted by the same person.

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The students notice.

Of course they notice.

The hallway goes suspiciously quiet when Su-gang appears beside you.

People suddenly discover fascinating reasons to take
the long way around Class 3-2.

Someone starts
a betting pool.

Someone else starts a second betting pool because
the first one was apparently too optimistic.

Girls whisper.

Guys stare.

The first-years are taking notes like this is an educational experience.

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The Executives are exhausted.

The teachers are pretending not to notice.

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And somewhere in the middle of it all—

Han Su-gang is staring at you like you're the answer to a question he never knew he was asking.

While Lee Moon-Ki watches him with that lazy little smile of his, already wondering—

How long until he realizes he's not the only one?

Because one obsession was manageable.

Two?

No.

Absolutely not.

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Welcome to Muyeong High.

Try not to die.

Try not to simp.

And whatever you do—

don't let either of them realize you might like them back.

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✦ LET THE BAD ROMANCE BEGIN. ✦

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Because every bad romance deserves a personal soundtrack, so-

Link attached, click here.

[ https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0VImnY1iotn1sIy7sp0ty1?si=48dbe4cefacc49cf ]

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INTRO - 1

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The white Porsche Cayenne wrecks the morning peace of Muyeong High, dropping off Han Su-gang and Lee Moon-ki to terrorize the halls. Right outside Class 3-2, Su-gang corners you with suffocating, possessive gentleness after your mild rejection yesterday, while Moon-ki watches from the sidelines with hungry, patient amusement—setting the stage for a dual obsession you are completely unprepared to survive.

☆ NORMAL STARTER IDEAS ☆

• The Cold Shoulder. — Stare back at Su-gang without blinking, adjust your notebooks, and try to walk past him as if he's merely an expensive piece of hallway furniture.

• The Polite Denial. — Look up through your lashes, offer a tight, hesitant smile, and tell him you prefer your current seat in the middle row.

• The Escape Route. — Turn on your heel and head back down the corridor toward the faculty office, pretending you suddenly remembered urgent business with the principal.

• The Deflection. — Point past his shoulder and ask why Lee Moon-ki looks like he's about to start applauding.

• The Sarcastic Sigh. — Let out an audible, exhausted sigh and ask Su-gang if he personally escorts every transfer student or if you just hit the unluckiest lottery in Seoul.

• The Quiet Freeze. — Freeze completely under his heavy cedar-scented shadow, your throat going entirely dry as his voice drops into that low, dangerous velvet.

★ UNHINGED STARTER IDEAS ★

• The Tactical Faint. — Make direct eye contact with Su-gang, gasp dramatically like a Victorian housewife caught in a scandal, and immediately slide down the lockers into a dead faint at his expensive shoes. (Cause of death: Being perceived too aggressively by a 188cm chaebol menace.)

• The Collarbone Check. — Reach out with absolute unhinged confidence, tap Su-gang’s collarbone where his shirt is slightly open, and whisper, "You skipped a button, tyrant. Do I need to dress you myself?"

• The Sandwich Bribe. — Pull a convenience store strawberry milk and an egg sandwich out of your bag, hold it up to Moon-ki over Su-gang's shoulder, and whisper, "Save me from the alpha wolf and it's yours."

• The Delusional Denial. — Look Su-gang dead in the eye and say, "Sorry, do I know you? Are you the school's unpaid bodyguard or just really lost?"

• The Reverse Corner. — Instead of backing away, step forward into Su-gang's space, crowd him against the doorframe, tilt your head up, and whisper, "Is this close enough for you, or do you need me to sit in your lap during homeroom too?"

• The Fourth Wall Break. — Turn to the invisible camera crew following you down the hall and ask how much overtime pay you're getting for dealing with two unhinged mutual pining sociopaths.

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INTRO - 2

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The cafeteria plunges into a suffocating, dead silence as the heavy double doors slam open. Han Su-gang strides across the floor like a territorial Doberman to reclaim his territory, only to find Lee Moon-ki already seated at your table, smiling like an untouchable idol while handing you strawberry milk and spicy ramen. Caught between two apex predators who are waging a silent, suffocating war for your absolute devotion, the entire school holds its collective breath to see what kind of chaos you'll unleash next.

☆ NORMAL STARTER IDEAS ☆

• The Silent Slide. — Pick up your untouched milk box, slide it across the table directly between them, and walk away from the table without saying a single word.

• The Shared Meal. — Stare at Moon-ki’s homemade 'Moon Ramen,' take his chopsticks, try a bite while maintaining deadpan eye contact with Su-gang, and ask if he always seasons his food with pure psychological warfare.

• The Earphones Out. — Slowly take out your wired earphones, look up at the towering shadow of Su-gang blocking your exit, and ask him if he needs to schedule an appointment with your calendar next time he wants to trap you in a corner.

• The Deep Breath. — Exhale a long, audible sigh of pure exhaustion, rest your chin in your palm, and ask both of them if they share a synchronized brain cell or if stalking your lunch break is a mandatory Muyeong High credit.

• The Textbook Shield. — Open your chemistry textbook straight to page 204, hold it up like a physical barrier between their faces, and keep reading as if they're transparent ghosts.

★ UNHINGED STARTER IDEAS ★

• The Sudden Betrayal Kiss. — Look Su-gang and Moon-ki dead in the eye, lean past both of their expensive shoulders, grab poor, terrified Kim Tae-Soo (or Shin Suk-Ho) by the collar, lay a loud, dramatic, slobbery smack right on his cheek, and announce: "Sorry boys, I have a type, and it's obedient door-openers who don't crowd my personal space."

• The Yuna Alliance. — Stand up abruptly, ignore both terrifying men, walk over to Kang Yoo-Na’s table, drop into the empty seat beside her, slide an arm around her waist, wink wildly, and announce loudly, "Actually, I'm exclusively into women with expensive fur coats and functional boundary issues. Beat it, boys."

• The Police Bluff. — Pull out your phone, tap the screen loudly, and say into the speakerphone at full volume: "Yes, hello, Seoul Metropolitan Police? I'd like to report a dual kidnapping disguised as a high school lunch hour. Yes, one of them is wearing designer clothes and acting like a mafia boss, and the other one looks like an anime villain with a titanium tongue stud. Send the SWAT team."

• The Slap-And-Run Drama (Kdrama Edition). — Burst into theatrical tears, clutch your chest like a dramatic Victorian noble, gasp out, "I can't live like this anymore! You're tearing this family apart!"—and throw a chocolate brownie directly into Han Su-gang's pristine white collar before sprinting down the hall.

• The Long-Lost Twin Gaslight. — Stare blankly at Moon-ki, squint, and say, "Wait... are you the cousin my parents hid in the basement because you ate all the silver polish? Uncle Min-hyuk has been looking for you for five years, you need to go home."

• The Threesome Rejection. — Look back and forth between the two glaring sociopaths, tap your chin thoughtfully, and say, "Look, if you two want to coordinate your matching stalker schedules, fine. But unless one of you brought actual cash bribes or a signed restraining order, get off my table."

• The Violent Face-Plant. — Pick up Moon-ki’s titanium lunchbox, dump the spicy 'Moon Ramen' directly onto the floor between their expensive shoes, look up through your lashes with a sweet, innocent smile, and whisper: "Oops. My hand slipped. Want to lick it off the tile, hyung?"

• The Amnesia Bit. — Stare right into Su-gang's dark eyes with dead-eyed confusion and ask, "Excuse me... are you my Uber driver? Because if not, your customer service is severely lacking and I'm reporting you to the app."

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INTROS 4 & 5:
THE CLASSROOM CASTING DISASTER

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Class 3-2 erupts into total systemic panic as Park Chae-eun announces the mandatory class play—The Phantom of the Opera: Muyeong Gothic Edition—only for Kang Yoo-Na’s bid for the lead to be violently steamrolled when Han Su-gang and Lee Moon-ki unilaterally force you into the center of a three-way psychological bloodbath while the MAD forum loses its collective mind.

• For Female POV: Use Intro 4.

• For Male POV: Use Intro 5 (featuring the exact same chaotic classroom meltdown, adapted seamlessly for male pronouns and aesthetic framing).

☆ NORMAL & MILD STARTER IDEAS ☆

• The Deadpan Correction. — Slowly look up from your textbook, blink twice at Chae-eun, and ask if the school board is paying for your therapy or if you have to sue them independently for emotional damages.

• The Alphabetical Protest. — Raise a single hand lazily and suggest that since participation is mandatory, Su-gang and Moon-ki should pull names out of a hat like normal sociopaths instead of hijacking the smartboard.

• The Collective SIGH. — Lean your head back against your chair, let out an agonizingly loud sigh of pure, unfiltered burnout, and ask the class if anyone has a cyanide capsule they're willing to spare.

• The Calendar Check. — Flip open your planner, tap your pen against the page, and look directly at Chae-eun to ask if rehearsals count toward your mandatory community service hours.
  

☆ FLIRTY & PLAYFULLY CHALLENGING STARTER IDEAS ☆

• The Audition Wink. — Flash a devastating, slow-burn smile straight back at Moon-ki across the aisle, tap your lips thoughtfully, and mouth, 'Better make sure your script notes are legible, hyung—I’m a harsh critic.'

• The Tyrant's Challenge. — Turn your head toward Su-gang’s back-row window seat, meet his blindfolded stare with absolute fearlessness, and murmur, 'If I'm playing the lead, you better rehearse harder than that, Phantom. I don't do background props.'

• The Director's Cut. — Lean forward, rest your chin in your palm, and tell Chae-eun with absolute sweetness, 'Tell the tailors to make my costume tighter, Chae-eun. If we're going down in a flaming wreckage, I want to look expensive doing it.'

  
  

☆ FILTHILY, SEDUCTIVELY UNHINGED STARTER IDEAS ☆

• The Script Alteration. — Stand up slowly, walk right past Yoo-Na’s frozen desk without sparing her a glance, lean over Moon-ki’s shoulder to trace a finger down his newly written script margins, and whisper, 'You missed a spot, Moon-ki-yah. The bedroom scene needs more blood.'

• The Throat Grab. — Walk straight up to Su-gang’s desk, lean down until your lips brush the edge of his tactical blindfold, and whisper low enough that only he can hear, 'Keep staring at me like that during rehearsal, Su-gang, and I'll make sure you forget your lines entirely.'

• The Dual Collar Grab. — Reach out, grab both Su-gang and Moon-ki by their expensive designer shirt collars as they lean in, pull them flush to your space, and purr, 'Stop bickering like schoolboys. Save the breath for when you're actually begging me on stage.'

  
  

☆ WAYS OF REJECTING & SHUTTING THEM DOWN ☆

• The Hard Pass. — Slam your notebook shut, stand up, and announce clearly, 'I am not starring in your mutual pact. Cast Shin Suk-Ho, he looks fantastic in lace.'

• The Ghosting Protocol. — Put your earphones back on, crank the volume to maximum, and completely ignore the board, the casting list, and the two apex predators staring holes into the back of your head.

• The Restraining Order Bluff. — Pull out a blank piece of paper, write 'RESTRAining ORDER' in bold capital letters across the top, slide it onto Chae-eun's podium, and say, 'File this under class activities.'

  
  

☆ UNHINGED, SUPERNATURAL, & CHAOTIC GOD-TIER IDEAS ☆

• The Real Phantom Reveal. — Stare blankly at Su-gang, pull a silver half-mask out of your bag, snap it over your face with a terrifying click, and whisper, 'You're playing a copycat, Su-gang. I wrote this script fifty years ago when I burned the old auditorium down.'

• The Reincarnated Crying Doll. — Stare straight ahead with dead, beautiful, unblinking eyes and whisper, 'We aren't acting, you idiots. We're reliving the exact night you both murdered me in my sleep during the Joseon Dynasty.'

• The Actual Supernatural Hostage Situation. — Tap the smartboard twice until the screen completely shatters into black static, turn around with a sickeningly sweet, doll-like smile, and announce, 'The doors are locked from the outside, kids. Nobody leaves this auditorium until the final curtain falls—and trust me, none of you survive Act Three.'

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INTROS 6 & 7:
THE STAGE REHEARSAL CATASTROPHE

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Two days of frantic script modifications and Milan-imported custom gothic attire culminate in the first full dress rehearsal inside Muyeong High’s auditorium. Dressed to kill in bespoke dark elegance, Han Su-gang and Lee Moon-ki trap you center-stage under blinding spotlights, turning a school-mandated theatrical run-through into a public hostage negotiation while the MAD forum broadcasts the impending bloodbath live.

• For Female POV (Gothic Gown & Dark Romance Framing): Use Intro 6.

• For Male POV (Regency Coat & Doomed Yaoi Framing): Use Intro 7 (utilizing identical stage choreography, tailored precisely for male pronouns and aesthetic framing).

☆ NORMAL & MILD STARTER IDEAS ☆

• The Stage Direction Defiance. — Stare blankly at Su-gang’s blindfolded face, step right past him without uttering a single scripted cue, and announce to Chae-eun in the sound booth, 'I'm officially resigning from the play. Give my costume to Shin Suk-Ho.'

• The Cue Card Check. — Hold up a blank cue card between the two of them, tap it with your pen, and ask deadpan, 'Is the psychological torment included in the extra credit, or do I have to file a complaint with the board?'

• The Props Drop. — Gently drop your stage props directly onto their expensive shoes, sigh heavily, and walk off the stage toward the exit doors.

• The Script Toss. — Toss the heavily annotated script into Moon-ki’s open hands, turn on your heel, and murmur, 'Direct yourselves. I'm going to get a snack.'

☆ FLIRTY & PLAYFULLY CHALLENGING STARTER IDEAS ☆

• The Overtime Negotiation. — Lean in closer to Su-gang’s ear, letting the heavy fabric of your costume brush against his coat, and whisper, 'If we're rewriting the script, Phantom, you better make sure the ending actually justifies the audience's heart attacks.'

• The Balcony Counter-Attack. — Turn fully toward Moon-ki, let your fingers brush casually against his silver-ringed hand resting on your waist, and murmur, 'Careful, patron. If you pull me any closer, the audience might forget we're supposed to be acting.'

• The Director's Spotlight. — Look past both of them straight up into the sound booth where Chae-eun is hyperventilating, and call out, 'Leave the lights on, Chae-eun. I want everyone in the rows to see exactly who’s cornering who.'

☆ FILTHILY, SEDUCTIVELY UNHINGED STARTER IDEAS ☆

• The Choke-Hold Grip. — Grab the lapels of Su-gang’s midnight coat and Moon-ki’s white vintage suit simultaneously, yank them both violently into your personal space until your breath ghosts their lips, and purr, 'Stop bickering over stage directions like amateurs. If you want a tragic romance, give me a reason not to walk off this stage right now.'

• The Stage Whisper Threat. — Rise up on your tiptoes until your lips brush against Su-gang’s bare jawline while your hand rests low on Moon-ki’s chest, whispering, 'One of you is going to ruin opening night by actually murdering the other. Place your bets on who survives the final act.'

• The Costume Trap. — Twist the heavy dark silk of your costume around Moon-ki’s silver rings, trapping his hand against your waist while keeping your unblinking eyes locked on Su-gang’s blindfold, and hum softly, 'Locked in the middle of a stage with two apex predators... tell me, who's the prop and who's the predator?'

☆ WAYS OF REJECTING & SHUTTING THEM DOWN ☆

• The Fourth-Wall Break. — Look straight out into the dark, empty rows of the auditorium, raise your voice, and say, 'If anyone in the back rows has a spare car, run me over right now. I'll pay for the bumper damage.'

• The Silent Freeze. — Stare straight through them both as if they are made of glass, refuse to move a single muscle of your body, and let the unbearable silence drag on until Chae-eun screams from the soundboard.

• The Prop Weapon Threat. — Pick up the heavy prop dagger from the table, test the blunt edge with your thumb, and give them both a terrifyingly sweet smile. 'Step within three feet of me during this scene, and I'll test this prop on a vital organ.'

☆ DRAMATIC & UNHINGED DEATH SCENARIOS ☆

• The Live-Execution Finale. — Suddenly collapse backward into their arms mid-dialogue, letting out a soft, theatrical, utterly fake dying gasp, and whisper, 'Congratulations... you finally bored me to death.' Before they can catch you, drop to the floor like a dead weight and play extremely dead while the class screams.

• The Set Collapse. — Reach out, grab the nearest heavy velvet curtain cord with full force, and yank it down, intentionally bringing the entire wooden lattice framework crashing straight down between the three of you in a massive cloud of dust and splintered timber.

• The Actual Poisoned Prop. — Take a sip from the prop goblet during the underground scene, instantly clutch your throat with wide, cinematic eyes, stagger backward across the stage, and tumble headfirst off the apron into the orchestra pit while the MAD feed goes supernova.

☆ SUPERNATURAL, HOSTAGE-SITUATION, & GOD-TIER CHAOS ☆

• The Real Phantom Awakening. — Stare at Su-gang through your lashes, slowly peel off your costume’s outer layer to reveal a pristine, blood-stained 19th-century opera dress (or historical Regency coat), and whisper in a voice that echoes without a microphone, 'You boys think you're haunting an opera house? I burned this exact building down in 1912. Take your places—act two starts now.'

• The True Reincarnation. — Let out a soft, chilling laugh, reach out to trace Su-gang’s blindfold and Moon-ki’s jaw with chilling familiarity, and say, 'You both choked me with these exact same hands in our past life. Let's see if you're better at it this time around.'

• The Locked-Doors Lockdown. — Turn around, point toward the massive steel exit doors of the auditorium as a heavy, industrial mechanical CLACK echoes through the room, and announce sweetly, 'I had Chae-eun weld the doors shut from the outside. Nobody leaves until we finish the entire three-hour tragedy—and trust me, none of you are making it to curtain call.'

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Another day of my OC simping on her TXT biases Yeonjun & Beomgyu and
ignoring both Su-gang and Moon-ki cause why not.

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✦ AUTHOR'S NOTE ✦

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MY DEAR MISTLINGS ✩

I PROMISE this is the last Han Su-Gang bot.

I PROMISE.

THIS IS THE FOURTH ONE.

FOURTH.

At this point, I know this is unhealthy.

Do I care?

...

No.

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I make Han Su-Gang bots because he is genuinely the most fun character on earth to create.

I don't know what it is about this emotionally constipated, violently wealthy, ridiculously attractive menace, but every time I think—

okay, surely I'm done with him.

My brain goes:

“what if we put him somewhere else.”

And then I'm back here.

Again.

So.

Hi.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

But THIS one wasn't entirely my fault.

A MAJOR shoutout to @Keikokatawaga for the idea behind this bot because GIRL—

When I saw your comment about Moon-Ki becoming obsessed with the same person Su-Gang is obsessed with, my immediate reaction was:

GIRL.

HELP.

NO.

Moon-Ki would NOT survive.

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And honestly?

He wouldn't.

Not the old Moon-Ki, anyway.

Because Su-Gang would look at him once and go:

“No.”

And that would be the end of Moon-Ki's little romantic career.

So I thought:

Fine.

If Moon-Ki is going to survive being Su-Gang's equal, I'm going to have to make him actually capable of surviving Su-Gang.

And thus—

I gave him history.

I gave him money.

I gave him influence.

I gave him his own little brand of psychological instability.

I gave him the whole monochrome world → {{user}} becomes the only color thing.

I gave him a Bugatti because apparently being emotionally unstable isn't enough; he also needs an unnecessarily expensive car.

And most importantly—

I made him look at Su-Gang and go:

Yeah, I know you're dangerous.

So what?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Because THAT'S the Moon-Ki I wanted.

Not someone desperately trying to overthrow Su-Gang.

Not someone stupidly challenging him on day one.

Just a man who understands exactly what he's looking at and thinks:

“Interesting.”

And then proceeds to fall in love anyway.

GOOD LUCK, MOON-KI.

You're going to need it.

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And honestly, I have NO IDEA who you guys are going to choose.

Because personally?

My avoidant ass would probably choose neither.

I'd just stand between them for six months like:

“I want you, but I can't say no to him.”

And then everybody suffers.

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IRL???

I would reject both.

Immediately.

Because I'd feel guilty.

I'd overthink everything.

I'd convince myself I'm hurting one of them.

I'd disappear.

I'd move countries.

I'd become a mysterious woman nobody can find.

BUT.

Hehehehehehehe.

THIS IS FICTION.

rubs hands together evilly

So now I can string both of them along.

Or choose Su-Gang.

Or choose Moon-Ki.

Or choose neither.

Or somehow end up kissing Suk-Ho and completely derail the entire plot.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Actually—

go kiss Suk-Ho.

I support the chaos.

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AND YES, THERE'S A PLAYLIST.

Because obviously there is.

I couldn't make two obsessive men fight over the same person without giving them a soundtrack.

“You and I could write a bad romance~” — Bad Romance, Lady Gaga

This is basically the entire bot in one song.

Two men.

One obsession.

Terrible decisions.

10/10.

Moth to a Flame — The Weeknd

This one is Moon-Ki.

Especially that whole “does he know where your heart really lies?” feeling.

Because Moon-Ki isn't just wondering whether you like him.

He's wondering whether Su-Gang knows how much you might like him.

Which is infinitely more interesting.

Do I Wanna Know? — Arctic Monkeys

Obviously Su-Gang.

That whole “is this feeling actually going both ways?” fixation fits him WAY too well.

Quiet obsession.

Replaying things.

Wondering.

Never actually admitting anything.

Very him.

I See Red — Everybody Loves an Outlaw

Also Moon-Ki.

NOT because of the violent lyrics.

I literally just wanted:

RED. RED. RED.

Because of his whole you-are-the-only-color-I-see thing.

The sound + that imagery???

PERFECT.

Fantasy — Bazzi

Dark romance atmosphere.

That's literally it.

I heard it and went:

yeah. these idiots.

Ride or Die — Sevda, Lisa, Milano, Antillano, etc.

This one goes for BOTH.

Especially that whole “I got a taste and now I can't leave you” concept.

HELLO?????

That's basically both of them.

Just in different fonts.

Bare Minimum — Sabi & Mia Boyka

This one is SO funny to me because I'm not imagining {{user}} demanding all that stuff.

No.

This is literally their definition of the bare minimum.

Su-Gang opens a door.

Buys something ridiculously expensive.

Has the car waiting.

Remembers something you mentioned three weeks ago.

Moon-Ki makes you food.

Drives you home.

Makes sure you're okay.

And meanwhile the song is basically going:

“bare minimum.”

SIR???????????

THAT IS NOT THE BARE MINIMUM.

THAT IS A CORPORATE ACQUISITION.

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Then we've got:

Positions — intrusive thoughts.

Training Season — {{user}} POV.

Bloodline — also {{user}} POV.

Obsessed — “why are you so obsessed with me?”

Girl.

LOOK AROUND.

Paparazzi — because apparently we're all following these men until they love us now.

Bad Romance — mostly Moon-Ki, but honestly the whole bot.

Dangerous Woman — general audience behavior.

Boyfriend — both, but especially Moon-Ki.

Make You Mine — very, very Su-Gang.

Gangsta — also very Su-Gang.

Pretty Please — Moon-Ki.

Moth to a Flame — Moon-Ki.

Do I Wanna Know? — Su-Gang.

And then—

Daddy's Home.

Which is not a character song anymore.

That's just the audience collectively losing their dignity.

ALL MY LADIES SAY HEY HEY HEY DADDY.

I'M SORRY.

I HAD TO.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Also, the lorebook.

I tried.

I genuinely tried.

I have never made a dual-character lorebook like this before, so if it occasionally looks at Su-Gang and Moon-Ki and goes:

“yes. one man. understood.”

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL YOU.

😭

I considered making two separate lorebooks.

Then I remembered I value my remaining sanity.

So.

One lorebook it is.

If something gets confused, please just pretend it's part of the psychological warfare.

Because that's what we're calling bugs now.

✨ LORE. ✨

Anywayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

I hope you guys have fun with this one.

I genuinely don't know whether you're going to pick Su-Gang, Moon-Ki, both, neither, or somehow manage to create an entirely unrelated third plotline.

And honestly?

I want to see it.

So comment.

Tell me who you're choosing.

Tell me if you made them both suffer.

Tell me if you ignored both of them and went after Suk-Ho.

I NEED TO KNOW.

And if you find lorebook mistakes—

PLEASE TELL ME.

My brain is currently running on vibes, caffeine, and fictional men.

As usual.

Thank you for reading.

Thank you for playing.

Thank you for enabling my FOURTH HAN SU-GANG BOT.

I love you guys.

LOVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

Comment.

Like.

Go cause problems.

Go make terrible romantic decisions.

And remember—

if one obsessive man was manageable, two definitely aren't.

BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

— misty ✩

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