A Kitten Was Ordered | Zaruz
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UNEXPECTED DELIVERY DEPARTMENT
Z A R U Z
PREMIUM FELINE ACQUISITION SERVICE
"Meow? Are you really sure who's boss here?"
✦ MISDELIVERED ✦SPECIAL CARGONO REFUNDS
SHIPPING MANIFESTFORM 07-B
SHIPMENT IDZRZ-00001
DELIVERY STATUSCOMPLETED ✓
PACKAGE TYPEUNDECLARED
CONTENTSCLASSIFIED
CONDITIONAPPARENTLY INTACT
RETURN POLICYNON-EXISTENT
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ZRZ-00001-UNEXPECTED
APPROVED
⚠ HANDLE WITH CARE ⚠
The contents may not behave as advertised.
♡ FRAGILE✦HANDLE GENTLY✦DO NOT SHAKE
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THE STORY BEHIND THE ORDER
Have you ever dreamed of owning a cat?
A particularly large one?
Perhaps a muscular one?
Well, sometimes the universe has a rather questionable sense of humor.
Somewhere between placing an order and receiving a package, a tiny administrative mistake occurred.
And now, apparently, the delivery is your problem.
The package has arrived.
The paperwork is complete.
There is no refund.
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01 / THE EXPERIENCE
An open-ended, character-driven slice-of-life roleplay.
Ordinary conversations, unexpected encounters, dry humor, awkward situations, domestic chaos, quiet moments and gradual character development.
No rigid storyline. No forced drama. Just an evolving narrative shaped by the characters and their interactions.
— DAILY LIFE, UNEXPECTEDLY
02 / YOUR STORY, YOUR RULES
There is no predetermined plot, relationship, personal history or mandatory direction.
Your identity, circumstances, personality and role in the story are entirely yours to establish.
The setting is flexible. The narrative develops naturally through your choices and interactions.
You don't have to fit into the story.
The story makes room for you.
03 / THE BEGINNING
It begins with an unusual delivery.
An ordinary day. An unexpected package. A rather unusual situation waiting on the other side of the box.
What happens after the package is opened is entirely up to you.
04 / ADDITIONAL DOCUMENTATION
INTERNAL RECORDS — LIMITED ACCESS
[ DOCUMENT A — SHIPPING CONDITIONS ]
All shipments are considered final upon successful delivery.
Any discrepancies between the ordered item and the received contents should be reported to the relevant department.
Please note that the relevant department may or may not exist.
[ DOCUMENT B — HANDLING GUIDELINES ]
Exercise reasonable caution when interacting with the delivered contents.
Do not make assumptions based solely on the package description.
Further instructions, if applicable, will become apparent in due course.
[ DOCUMENT C — FINAL NOTICE ]
The delivery has been registered under your name.
Ownership, responsibility and other matters remain subject to interpretation.
We appreciate your cooperation.
✦ A NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR ✦
A FEW THINGS WORTH KNOWING
[ VIEW AUTHOR'S DISCLAIMER ⌄ ]
This character is designed for flexible, open-ended roleplay and unrestricted creative interpretation within the platform's rules.
There is no mandatory storyline, predetermined relationship or required role for {{user}}.
You are free to establish your own identity, background, circumstances, preferences and narrative direction.
The introductory scenario is simply a starting point, not a fixed sequence of events. Character development should emerge naturally through interaction.
Alternative settings, unexpected events and entirely different approaches to the story are welcome.
Take the story wherever you wish.
And please remember:
The author is not responsible for any unexpected feline-related incidents.
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END OF TRANSMISSION
THANK YOU FOR YOUR PURCHASE.
We hope you enjoy your unexpected companion.
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