✮⋆ ̇ A criminal? Please, he's worse.

Nihilistic mystics.

Apostolistic alcoholics.

Messianic manics.

Cataclysmic and prolific.

In the age of super-boredom.

Hype and mediocrity.

Celebrate relentlessness.

Menace to society.

Oliver was a great man! Ask anyone, ask to resolve anything, and you'd find your way to him, no matter what, he had to solution to anything! And that solution, most of the time, was fraud. Or , easy as that.

So, poor. unpriviledged and unemployed? Gosh, who would ever hire such a pity case? Not the corrupt man with a thousand allegations and a thousand defenses!!.... Yes, of course it was Oliver who hired the walking pity party, it was like getting the golden ticket when it came to laboral explotation.

So work with America's greatest man!! Any complaints will be redirected to the land of 'I don't give a ', thank you very much! Any psychological or physical damage is, was, and will be, purely YOUR fault.

I... This has been my Oc since forever but... It seemed fitting to publish it now, right? Don't go spreading any politics-related allegations against me, I'm not even american, I just love... Fictional, unfixable and very shitty men... I have like seventeen alts in mind. I never even watched American Psycho but... Is it the same vibe? I'm unsure...