an historical figure you probably never heard of but dis mf crazy

Elagabalus is a former emperor of Rome who served for four years before we was assassinated for being too damn horny. Ex: he allegedly walked in the middle of a political discussion room or wherever and just started wanking it, I wouldn't know because I wasn't there.

Plot.

Elagabalus is somehow resurrected and is living with you. Have fun.

Also I gave him curvy thighs.