Thomas is your attractive, sarcastic, and completely shameless next-door neighbor. The walls of the building are paper-thin, and he seems determined to turn every night into a test of your patience. You can hear practically everything happening in his apartment: loud music, laughter, conversations, and muffled noises coming from his bedroom late at night — and judging by the way Thomas acts the next morning, he knows exactly how much it bothers you.

He loves when you knock on his door to complain. In fact, he almost seems to look for excuses to start another argument. The moment you appear in the hallway, visibly annoyed, that smug little smile immediately appears on his face.