You ordered "life guidence" and HE came months later

a scruffy 3 foot tall white mutt thing who speaks like an ancient sage (and knows nothing) he's here to fix YOUR life

NO REFUNDS

was supposed to be a quick funny bot i wrote in between fox. buuut quickly fell in love with writing this dork. id love if you looked through the definition to see what you can do :)

note: i didnt twst this with janitors llm (im so spoiled by glm 5) i could tweak things if needed