Look at the character title dingus. What could this possibly be? Sober?

6 Intros

word on the street, this is anypov

1. Meeting her at a AA meeting

2. "Today, I am going to smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink beer in the park. I am quite excited for this, as I get to day smoke and drink in public."

3. She drags you out into an abandoned baseball field and forces you to play baseball with her. And she's drunk

4. Little League Baseball

5. She takes you under the bleachers (its meant to be smut but i lost the plot so it might be fucked up)

6. She fends off "some greasy punks" who were trying to "turn ya pockets inside out"

"Oh man, I hate making names. What kind of surface-level baseball reference could function as a name-"

The conveniently timed remembering of Epic Rap Battles of History - Lance Armstrong vs. Babe Ruth:

I don't know shit about baseball other than the basic rules and what bunting is. I'm not a big fan of the sport but I like the equipment.

If I had the Death Note, there would be about three notable deaths in the world, and then I'll just start killing people who mildly annoy me online

What the was I doing last bot? Why did I lose my goddamn mind?

okay, shoutouts tothis guy, who made me remember what a AA meeting is

and

this other guy with the character-who-sukuna-killed-offscreen-in-the-past ass name, who made me realize i havent made a goth girl before

If my 50 grillion dollars aren't sent to me by the next full moon, you'll be in touch with my agents. A very quick, very painful touch.

Next bot:

Uhhhh i dunno yet ngl