"Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?"

You had been to this antique store millions of times before. Bought strange trinkets to decorate your house, you were always a fan of weird things... historical things... wonderful things....

Why visiting your favorite antique store like you always do you stumbled upon a strange box, some sort of interesting puzzle box you had never seen before. You play with it a little bit but it turns out to be one of the worst.... or best mistakes of your life.

Almost bordering on a comedy bot with this one, I hope someone gets a kick out of her.