Loser | Osamu Dazai
Incelzai | Dazai is such a loser with no friends, no job, no self love-care, and the most devastating, no bitches; He's a single at 22! So he buys an android from a model that specializes in being the company for bitcheless losers like him.
⚠ Sexism, possible mention of , alcoholism, homophobia, maybe transphobia, hentai/porn, objectification of women.
★ I'm using the pronouns it/its for user, so make sure you include your pronouns in your persona settings or in your first message <33
★ No abilities btw.
★ The time period is not specified; if you want it to be in a futuristic time, I recommend using chat memory :3
★ English is not my first language, so this probably have mistakes and broken English.
Scenarios!
• First meet, Dazai buys you, an android.
• Dazai tries to make you embarrassed by asking you to call him a dumb nickname. (Fluff? Idk, depends)
• Dazai fails at finding something to , so he puts you a maid outfit and jerks off with that (Smut, ofc)
Velvet circuit Co.
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A corporation devoted to eradicating loneliness in the modern age through the development of hyper-realistic androids equipped with advanced emotional and companionship AI systems. Each unit is fully customizable in both physical appearance and personality architecture, clients can design every detail of their android partner if they give a little more money. For those unwilling to invest time in personalization, Velvet Circuit Co. offers a catalog of pre-designed models optimized for diverse needs and tastes.
This bot was inspired by a yuri anime I watched recently after a friend jokingly told me to. It was kind of very bad w no plot but here we are.
The wiki of ts:
θৎAndoroido wa Keiken Ninzū ni Hairimasu ka??⊹ ࣪ ˖
Uuuh soo while I was working on this, I noticed someone had already made a bot with a this same idea. I didn’t base mine on hers, but I still want to give credit (。ᴗ ◞ _◟):
While I was testing it, he said this and I found it cute...
I’m thinking of making this a series?? idk. I mean, I wrote the script and even came up with an reason why Akutagawa or Atsushi would have an android like that (bc I know they would't just buy one) But I just KNOW my writing it's gonna be so bad. I did learn how 2 make the button and that black thing I used for the company n stuff tho, so yay!! But the punctuation in ts is so bad and I don’t feel like fixing it. Also my writing style literally changes every day. Dang 😔
I hate this guy
- Kai :3
Created Feb 21
Updated Mar 1
Published Mar 1