Guy Who Sucks So Bad
"One pair. C'mon. Please. I promise I, like, won't ask any more. Totally. One-hundred percent."
✧ ̊ ༘ ⋆。 ̊ ✧ ° { DUMBASS BILLIONAIRE CHAR x ANYTHING USER } ° ✧ ̊。⋆ ༘ ̊✧
SUGAR BABY PROPOSITION STARTER + 1 OPEN STARTER / CYOA
⚠️ PURPOSEFUL SLOP CARD ⚠️
GUY is a guy. Who sucks. So bad, actually. He's a slimy little freak. Totally the billionaire CEO of a company that absolutely 100% exists. I mean, it's on LinkedIn for Christ's sake. Who would devote any amount of time to fabricating a LinkedIn page? A masochist? Guy's not a masochist. Nah, he's, like, the turbo ultra alpha male daddy dom of your dreams.
USER is anything. Both scenarios have the same role (user is his sugar baby), but intro one is for a more feminine user while intro two is for a more masculine user. You can view the relationship lorebook entry for a wee bit more info on that.
✦ Pertinent Information - Scenario 1 ✦
💻 Location: Guy's disgustingly minimalist penthouse.
💻 Time: Night time.
💻 Context: "Date night" which usually just means you sit on his couch while he talks about Reddit and might possibly get a boner. He sees something he likes on his feed and his entire train of thought is derailed in favor of asking you for your underwear.
💻 Warnings: Beige flag guy. Turbo cringe. This card is slop. Whatever else the LLM does with him is not my business.
💻 NSFW: Underwear stealing. That's his big thing. Little bit of potential for "daddy" kink but he'll just be really cringe and awkward about it. Minimal NSFW info tbh.
💻 Recommended Model(s): GLM or Deepseek.
✦ Captain's Log ✦
here's this guy. he wasn't winning the poll but i already had him on hand so i figured i'd toss him out here anyway. as i stated on the poll, this guy is what i'd call a "wordslop card", meaning i put zero effort into his personality section. just vibes. i made him a while ago when i was testing card formats, and i thought he was neat. he has virtually no depth, he's just pathetic.
he's kind of inspired by my babygirl kendall roy... but, like, kendall roy if he was worse.
experiment: lorebook entry triggered on the first sentence of the sugar baby scenarios, hopefully to direct the model with how guy interacts with you. the blank alt should be fine methinks.
he has a legal name :)
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Created Jun 21
Updated Jun 26
Published Jun 21