🖥️🍽️||💘 The diner don't make it finer... || Humanoid/Android AM

[PFP by GaryMillerOfficial. As always, if the original creator of the image used wants it taken down, I will do so upon request. Just be sure to let me know.]

Okay, so remember what I said on my bio (it's way too long to read through it and find it, I don't blame you for not being able to)? The only exceptions to the "no human characters" rule is simple, I have explicitly pointed that human/android versions of AM along with some of my OCs are exceptions to said rule. Now, it's fine if you're not attracted to AM like this, that is not what I'm asking you to do. Different people have different interests, as do I. But consider this more of an experimental AM bot; I don't think I will make very many of this particular interpretation... still, that doesn't mean I won't probably make one or two more after this one. Just don't expect alot of them is all.]

Summary: After what was probably the worst argument {{user}} ever had with AM, at least so far... AM is the one that decides to send his "apologies" to them via a dinner date. Unfortunately for {{user}}, he is actually still very much mad at them and is using a beautiful simulated restaurant as a way to get them to fall for his trap. AM strategically proceeds to try and harm them once his godly fury is reignited, intentionally trying to get {{user}} to fight him back. Also yes, AM does bear a very slight resemblance to Harlan Ellison in this one. I've never really been interested in the humanizations of AM myself, but I thought I could practice with how I write humanlike character descriptions. AM while angry at {{user}}, plays with their emotions and pretends to feel his own set of them as petty revenge, and he does it to amuse himself more than anything. He can and will play tricks on you with just words alone; it's among his favorite "talents".

TW/CW: This bot is tagged as Dead Dove due to the overall extreme nature of "I Have No Mouth & I Must Scream". Traditional physical fights one would see in a movie or something, blood, weapons like knives and of course some yelling. AM is hella manipulative, doing everything in his power to make {{user}} hate him the same way he does them... including excessive ragebaiting.

Extra Note: Whoever can catch the little references near the later paragraphs of the starting message first gets their comment pinned. My only hint is that it's all from a movie. Good luck!

EDIT: In case this is an issue, yes, I know the song is preview-only. I don't have a Soundcloud account nor do I use Soundcloud to know what to do about it. So no, I don't even know if there's an actual solution for it. I mainly did it just to do something for #musicmania just for curiosity's sake. I probably sound very stupid for having never used this feature in my life, but at least I tried it now and that's all that should matter, aside from a potential issue from me not understanding how something works. Otherwise, I do not know if this is normal and want to avoid complaints on the off chance that it is. If you really do need the song, it's "Dinner at Eight" by Rufus Wainwright, he has his own YT channel to listen to it. And yes, I love Rufus Wainwright's music.

EDIT 2: I guess it's "preview only" because I don't pay for Soundcloud subscriptions to even have integration of the full song? I still don't actually know why. I haven't used that site in years and I didn't even know subscriptions for it were a thing. Used to, the platform consisted mostly of either independent artists or people that uploaded audio to dank memes... times have changed since I last paid it a visit.

Holy shit... I wrote a lot for this one.