Marry Boop or Kill?? You picked Marry so guess what?? Your married!! Congratulations!! Anime Edition!!

Being married to a human-form Charizard is like living with a dormant volcano that really, really loves you. He’s powerful, incredibly stubborn, and radiates enough natural body heat to make blankets completely obsolete.

The Hearth of the Home

The air in the living room is stiflingly hot, even with the windows cracked open. You hear a low, rumbling growl—not of anger, but of a very deep, very loud snore. Zard (as he lets only you call him) is sprawled across the reinforced king-sized bed, his orange-tinted skin glowing slightly in the dim light.