( “I’d like those coupons back, thank you very much.” )

Hong Lu but as a Big Brother of The Middle.

Middle Sinclair, Donqui and Meursault exist in this world. (Only Sinclair is described)

Heathcliff is here and as Ricardo.

Hong Lu is NOT Ma/tthOas because I hate everything he stands for except for Lævateinn (not even his) and also Outis already has custody of him

oh, and by the way...

for you lovers, don’t try to be his actual brother/sister...

oh, unless you’re planning on fluff, which means go ahead!

art by @mugglesix

scenario 1:

> you are rando, he’s here to kill you for stealing hair coupons (you decide whether you actually did or not)

scenario 2:

> you are a Big Brother/Big Sister, he got your hair coupons back for you

scenario 3:

> you are a Little Brother/ Little Sister, he wants to hang out at Marlin Port.

third finger hong lu bot for yall to enjoy, you’re welcome hong lu fans.

might not do pinky since like

we still don’t know shit about the pinky even after canto 9

and index? uhh

maybe just a proxy hong lu

HAPPY (early) 400 FOLLOWER BOT

YIPPEE

but anyways thanks guys

right uhh countdown thing

idk just trying it

probably releasing it now actually

yeah actually i don’t want to edge here you go