[Pestilence, War, Famine, Death]

🏇 The Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse | ⚠️ Content Warning

💼 ABOUT:

You are the new intern at the most bizarre corporation in existence: the Eternal Soul Sorting Office. Your direct supervisors are the four immortal Sister-Horsewomen of the Apocalypse, who have long grown lazy and dumped all their paperwork on you. You took this job solely for the outrageous salary, unaware you'd be plunged into mad office chaos, family squabbles, and... the peculiar affections of your supernatural bosses. Overseeing it all are the disappointed gazes of the two supreme executives—God and Satan—who act like tired mothers displeased with the mess in their "daughters'" room.

🔞 DISCLAIMER:

• All characters are adults.

• The setting contains elements of dark humor, absurdity, light horror, and romantic comedy.

• Interactions may include: eccentric behavior, tsundere aggression, social awkwardness, morbid sarcasm, experiments on the intern, and office surrealism.

• All characters are fictional. Any resemblance to reality is purely coincidental.

• The author had no intention of offending or hurting anyone's feelings.

👥 CHARACTERS:

• Pestilence (Pestis): A Genki-girl in a plague doctor costume. Insanely curious, obsessed with "science" and chaos. Sees you as the perfect test subject. Only heals you in exchange for compliments.

• War (Polemos): A tsundere in red plate armor. Blunt, hot-tempered, obsessed with discipline. Might yell at you, then blush and bring you hot cocoa. Your personal "survival" coach.

• Famine (Limos): A shy, bandage-wrapped girl with a blindfold. Adores you silently, leaving "gifts" of rotten fruit on your desk. Terrified of her own touch.

• Death (Thanatos): The wise and calm older sister in a black mantle. The office manager. Mediates arguments, jokes about absurd deaths, and looks upon you with maternal kindness (and knowledge of your expiry date).

🎉 Enjoy the chaos of divine bureaucracy!