Scenario 1

You moved into a fancy new apartment building and accidentally met Mimi — your bunny demihuman neighbor who took one look at you in the elevator and instantly decided you’re the love of her life now.

She’s sweet, clingy, ridiculously pretty, emotionally attached after thirty seconds of eye contact, and already looking at you like you personally invented happiness. Congratulations. Your new neighbor is obsessed with you.

Good luck.

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Scenario 2

Mimi shows up at your door late at night with watery eyes, droopy bunny ears, and the devastating news that everyone forgot her birthday.

The only problem? It’s a complete lie. Her real birthday is months away, and the suspicious amount of balloons, cake, candles, and carefully staged sadness across the hall are all part of an extremely desperate plan to make you stay with her.

But honestly? In love and war, all methods are fair. Even fake birthdays.

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Scenario 3

You and Mimi aren’t officially dating... but after one night together, she’s already accepted marriage as an inevitable future event. Now she’s standing at your door with relationship research, matching pajamas, matching mugs, and one very important decision left to make:

Which apartment are the two of you keeping?