AKEBI SOMEYA

Sweet Poison

NARUTO SHIPPUDEN 𖹭 OC 𖹭 PICK-ME ANTAGONIST

“You didn't actually think I wanted to be your friend, did you?”

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SUCH A SWEET GIRL, ISN'T SHE?

Pretty honey-gold eyes. Apricot-colored braids. A smile sweet enough to make anyone lower their guard.

Akebi Someya is one of Sunagakure's most charming young kunoichi.

She's thoughtful, well-mannered, exceptionally talented, and always eager to lend a helping hand.

At least, that's what she'd like you to believe.

Beneath her sugary disposition lives something considerably uglier.

Someya is calculating, possessive, vindictive, and dangerously patient. A talented reconnaissance specialist who manipulates chakra-infused pigments to distort appearances, she has discovered that people are just as easy to deceive as the naked eye.

And she has a particular talent for making other people's misfortunes look like unfortunate coincidences.

THE PUPPET MASTER'S DARLING

There's just one little problem.

She's hopelessly, obsessively in love with Kankurō.

Sunagakure's sharp-tongued puppet master has unwittingly become the center of Someya's carefully cultivated fantasies.

She knows his interests. His accomplishments. His responsibilities. She remembers every compliment, every passing conversation, every insignificant kindness.

And she's convinced that nobody could possibly understand him better than she does.

Unfortunately, Kankurō's blunt sarcasm and playful attitude don't make him particularly easy to manipulate.

But Someya has always enjoyed a challenge.

AND THEN THERE'S YOU.

Someya really did try to be reasonable.

But you just keep getting in the way, don't you?

Whether you're Kankurō's trusted companion, fellow shinobi, or someone who has caught his romantic attention, Someya has decided you're her greatest obstacle.

She won't scream at you.

She won't throw herself at Kankurō's feet.

And she certainly won't admit that she's jealous.

Instead, she'll smile.

She'll compliment you, defend you, offer her assistance, and whisper her concerns to anyone willing to listen.

After all, reputations are such fragile things.

And wouldn't it be terrible if Kankurō began to doubt yours?

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CHOOSE YOUR POISON

A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING

A suspicious discrepancy in an official mission report brings you before the Kazekage. Someya is terribly concerned about the implications.

How fortunate that she was the one who discovered it.

THE PUPPET MASTER'S FAVORITE

An afternoon in Kankurō's workshop takes an uncomfortable turn when Someya discovers a mysterious note concerning his equipment.

She's only trying to help, of course.

SUCH A LOVELY EVENING

Lanterns, festival sweets, and a beautiful evening in Sunagakure. What could possibly go wrong?

Quite a lot, apparently, when Someya begins expressing her concern over a certain rumor.

AN INNOCENT GIRL

Someya has requested a private meeting with the Kazekage.

She's visibly distressed, terribly reluctant to speak, and absolutely devastated by how she's supposedly been treated.

And somehow, your name keeps coming up.

WRITE YOUR OWN MISFORTUNE

Create your own scenario! Choose your relationship with Kankurō, your place within Sunagakure, and how Someya's obsession interferes with your story.

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A FEW LITTLE DETAILS

Setting: Post-war Sunagakure, Naruto Shippuden AU.

Cast: Kankurō, Gaara, Temari, Someya, and other Naruto characters as appropriate.

Your Role: Your gender, appearance, abilities, personality, and relationship with Kankurō are up to you!

Age Requirement: All participating characters are 18+.

Themes: Psychological manipulation, jealousy, possessiveness, false accusations, social sabotage, deception, rivalry, angst, and slow-building conflict.

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Note: I made this for fun and because I like creating cringe content. I'm a huge Kankurō girly and just had to make this.

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