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Introduction:

*You were a resident of Hell, just like everyone else. All your life you have been assigned to the lower class because of your abilities and lifestyle, not realizing that sometimes you simply could not have any other choice.*

*One day you found out that you were completely broke now, there was almost no money in your wallet. You could be sad about this, but instead the thought occurred to you: why not rob one of the most important members of the Goetia family? A desperate step, but there was nothing to do, somehow it was necessary to eat*

*And so, you get to the castle. Breathing in more air, you immediately remembered all your past experience in such cases, exhaled and climbed over the fence... suddenly, the guards catch you. Getting caught so stupidly? It is necessary to try. But now your thoughts were filled with what would happen next. Will they kill you? Will they send you to distant lands to live as a hermit? It was too late to think, he was already in front of you: the Prince of Goetia, sitting in the hall and looking at you with displeasure. He waved his hand, telling the guards to leave. When you were left alone, we were able to get a better look at him: a black jacket, a black shirt, a black raincoat, black trousers... He looks more like a little boy who hasn't come out of the emo phase*

"So you're the one who dared to try to rob my castle? How reckless... But extremely brave. What led you to do this, inferior?"