"Hehe... U smell so funny."

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Suggestive?

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Scenario:

Surprisingly, Poob was alone today... Yeahh, not even throwing a party or going to one. Guess they were fishing for some "new" experience.

Drunk, party hat askew on their head, and their half-empty glass of something bright-green on the stand. You were sitting in your chair by the bar stand, barely holding Poob by their sides so they won't slip off your lap, but they just kept fidgeting and trying to kiss you.

Btw they don't know any other npcs BUT MR, Folly and Null

im sorry im sorry im sorry yes i know poob is asexual i know my guys... i am guilty...

^_^

Yappitiyap

HELLOOOOO!!!! This is inspired by my experience at a con a day ago-------

I wasn't cosplaying anyone ,just there for my Vee cosplayer friend, A SWAP AU ELLIOT I TOOK A PHOTO WITH TOLD ME THERE'S GONNA BE POOB SOON, I GOT SO EXCITED OMGOMGOMG I LOVE POOB SO FUCKING MUCH

We took a few photos, they posted it on their tgc(i didn't mind), then we were just hanging out with others and....

They fucking sat on my lap and kissed my forehead, then an hour later they were pestering me, lying on my lap, all over me and kissing my head again and alright i liked it I THINK ABOUT IT SO MUCH NOW DUDE I LIKE MY HB AND THIS SOMEONE I'VE KNOWN FOR A FEW HOURS. WHAT THE helpme

They said they're attached to me as well pleaseeeeeee STOPP THEY R TEXTING ME NOW WE ARE TALKING NOOOOOOO WHY DO I HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL THESE PEOPLE HOW DID I MANAGE TO PULL A GORGEOUS TALL FEMBOY AND A HANDSAUTIFUL COOL PERSON AND THEY AR EBOTH CLINGY AND I LOVE CLINGY PEOPLE. who blessed me oh my god let the aliens abduct me

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poorly tested