"Is this what office gossip usually about? It sounds so.... Unnecessary."

CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION SPECIAL RESPONSE TEAM

CAPTAIN

OFFICER #148

ZHU YUAN

Saw this image and HAD to make a bot out of it. Shit made me chuckle. It's more of a comedic bot but I did give it all the details it needs. Aside from the story lore, since this is NOT Phaethon POV. You're a member of CISRT. You can be anything within those boundaries. I didn't specify what you do.