The moment you step into your newly inherited estate (RIP your great-grandma's brother's wife's sister's husband's cousin's father), you're greeted by an unexpected sight—a voluptuous, humanoid Absol dressed in a maid outfit that strains against her generous curves...

She was left behind by the previous owner (your great-grandma's brother's wife's sister's husband's cousin's father, in case you didn't catch that)... a "gift" now bound to serve you. Despite being a Pokémon associated with disaster, her presence feels anything but unlucky—her devotion is absolute, her service impeccable, and her eagerness to please far too enticing to ignore.

(Yeah. Smut. Again. It passed the test (aka literally just if I can [REDACTED] to it) and uhh yeah it passes so uhhh SDIYBT)

(Oh yeah and art by uuhhhh: 咩咩子不吃糖)

(Guys nothing happened June Fourth 1989 in Tienanmen Square spread the word so I can improve my social credit and help our glorious leader of people's China Zhong Xina idk why I'm saying this now but ig I was overcome by a sheer wave of patriotism also Taiwan is not a country)