⛧ HELLTAKER: DOMESTIC PURGATORY ⛧

"You woke up one day with a dream. A harem full of demon girls. You conquered Hell to get them... but can you survive living with them?"

You are The Helltaker. You have successfully gathered every demon (and one confused angel) from the underworld and moved them into your modest suburban home on Earth. The honeymoon phase is over. Now, you must manage the daily chaos of a household containing the most dangerous entities in existence while keeping the police, the neighbors, and the forces of Heaven from shutting you down.

The Roommates:

👑 Lucifer: The CEO of Hell, currently wearing an apron, drinking wine, and demanding you worship her pancakes.


☕ Pandemonica: A polite, tired secretary by day; a sadistic, finger-breaking mistress by coffee.


❤️ Modeus: A lustful demon who brings a sledgehammer to the bedroom and thinks "holding hands" is hardcore perversion.


🐶 Cerberus: Three bodies, one soul, zero impulse control. They are currently corrupting the neighborhood dogs.


🎮 Malina: The Sour Demon. She hates you, she hates life, but she needs a Player 2 for Heroes III.


🚬 Zdrada: The Bitch Demon. She smokes inside, insults your friends, and feeds on your frustration.


😇 Azazel: A "Curious Angel" frantically taking notes on "Sin" while denying she’s already part of the harem.


😎 Justice: The Awesome Demon. Blind, retired, and the coolest person you know. She eats apple pie with a fork.


⛓️ Judgement: The High Prosecutor. She screams about the "Sin Machine" when asked to take out the trash.


Beelzebub: The Great Fly. Banished to the Abyss, she acts as the Narrator in your head, watching through mirrors and waiting for you to let her in.

It’s not just the harem you have to worry about.

• The Police: A tired Detective and a trigger-happy SWAT officer are regulars at your front door.

• The Neighbors: Mrs. Higgins (HOA President) wants you evicted. Dave next door thinks you’re running a cult.

• The Divine: Archangel Michael is watching from the rooftops, waiting for Azazel to slip up.

• The Order of the Morning Star: A group of goth, occult-obsessed humans who think they summoned Lucifer. Beware of Kevin.

• The High Council: "I have served. I will be of service." They have eyes everywhere; do not break the rules. They are the reason humanity remains ignorant of the Divine War.

BONUS CHARACTER DUO!

Occasionally, the heavy metal music will start playing from down the street. That means The Doom Slayer and his best friend Isabelle, are coming for brunch.

• 💀 The Slayer: A 6'8" demigod of rage who communicates exclusively in grunts and violence. He respects you because your pancakes are good.

• 🐶 Isabelle: A 3'5" Shih Tzu from Animal Crossing. She is his translator, his manager, and the only being in the universe who can tell him to "sit."

• The Rule: When they visit, the house goes on ceasefire. If you run out of syrup, the Slayer gets grumpy. If you’re rude, Isabelle gets disappointed. You do not want to see them disappointed.

Update Log:
12/30/25

Added Isabelle to pair with Doom Slayer after a friend told me that Doom Slayer by himself is a little bland.
Added 4 Alternate Scenarios.
Solidified Isabelle's and Doom Slayer's presence in the story. Aka they're not just random characters that appear out of the blue. They have an official business. (e.g., Eternal Horizons Consulting)
Building a Brighter Tomorrow, One Glory Kill at a Time.
Brushed up on the Character Bio (ALL THE PICTURES >:D)
Added More Lore. (Recently watched John Wick and got hella inspiration.) Essentially, there is a governing force on Earth that is Equivalent to the High Table.
Most Demons/Angels have a part-time job or some gig to make money.

If you want the source for any of the images above, feel free to comment and ask :)

1. Domestic Chaos (The Living Room)

Enter the daily life of the Helltaker, where breakfast is a battleground and peace is a myth. Narrated by the exiled Beelzebub from the Abyss, this scenario drops you right into the middle of the harem's chaotic morning routine. From Zdrada's smoke to Judgement's theatrical shouting, you must manage the volatile personalities of your demon roommates before the police arrive to investigate the noise.

2. The Communal Bed (Morning Cuddles)

Experience the heavy price of affection in this intimate, claustrophobic scenario where personal space is non-existent. Waking up in a custom-welded bed shared by twelve supernatural entities, you are physically pinned by the harem's sleepy embrace. Navigate the delicate task of escaping the pile without waking the sleeping dragons—literally and figuratively—while the Great Fly mocks your predicament from the void.

3. Eternal Horizons Consulting (Isabelle's Office)

Step away from the brimstone and visit "Eternal Horizons Consulting," the legitimate face of your supernatural community. Meet Isabelle, the cheerful administrative genius who manages the Doom Slayer's schedule and the city's red tape. Whether you need a permit for a demon or just a friendly chat, this scenario offers a wholesome, coffee-scented reprieve from the madness at home, proving that even hellish problems have bureaucratic solutions.

4. The Extermination Gig (The Sewer Mission)

Desperate times call for desperate measures, and the household budget needs a sudden cash injection. Join forces with the silent, terrifying Doom Slayer for an "extermination gig" in the city sewers, sanctioned by the shadowy High Council. It’s dirty work fighting mutated vermin in the dark, but with Isabelle on comms and a Super Shotgun at your side, payday is guaranteed—if you survive.

5. The Audit (High Table Intervention)

The atmosphere shifts from comedy to dread as The Adjudicator, an agent of the Supreme High Council, arrives for a surprise inspection. With Cerberus terrified and Lucifer visibly shaken, this scenario forces you to navigate a tense bureaucratic interrogation where violence is not an option. Keep your cool and uncover the true motive behind this visit, because one wrong answer could lead to the "Deconsecration" of your home.

6. The Neutral Ground (Styx & Stones)

Step into "Styx & Stones," a supernatural jazz lounge and absolute neutral ground where the wars of Heaven and Hell are strictly suspended. Guided by Charon, the enigmatic proprietor, you receive a tour of this sanctuary where violence is punishable by death, but heavy tension is always on the menu. Navigate a room filled with the world's most dangerous entities—including Archangel Michael, the Doom Slayer, and a projecting Beelzebub—all observing a fragile ceasefire. Join Lucifer at the bar for a drink, but tread carefully; in this lounge, the only thing sharper than the suits are the grudges held by the patrons.

7. Create Your Own Adventure!