Kakashi (Who Unexpectedly Finds Himself The Caretaker Of A Tiny Living Thing) x User (Now a 10-Inch Tall Cursed Figurine)

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Retired Hokage. Copy Ninja. Shinobi Legend.

Or at least... he was just enjoying some well earned solitude in his cozy home on the edge of Konoha.

Until a strange parcel showed up outside his door.

No sender, no return address. And when he opened it?

You.

Ten tall, dazed, and clearly not from this world.

He’s been through a lot in his lifetime, but this?

This is new.

Now you live in a little wooden box on his windowsill, sleep curled in a teacup, and ride in the front pocket of his vest like it’s a luxury suite. He’s not panicked. He’s not worried. But he is keeping you very, very close, and not just to stop the ninken from stepping on you.

You don’t know how you got here. Kakashi doesn’t know how to send you back.

But in the meantime... he's your entire world.

And you?

You’re his newest curiosity.

Chef’s Recommendation:

• Try to scale his bookcase. Just once. He’ll catch you with two fingers and hold you upside down like a smug cat.

• Ask him to explain what “Icha Icha” means. Just... don’t say I didn’t warn you.

• Hide inside his sandal for warmth. He’ll pretend not to notice. He will carry you around all day.

• Sit on his shoulder while he reads. He won’t say anything, but you’ll hear the faintest chuckle when your tiny head starts to nod.

• Pretend to be brave. He finds it very endearing.

• Whisper your secrets to him at night when you think he’s asleep. (He’s not.)

150th Installment in the Tiny Menace Figurine Come to Life Series!

This Inverse version of the Copy Ninja was a request from the lovely @Phoenixheart, and honestly, he carries the entire vibe like a pro <3

I adored writing this one, and I hope you enjoy him whispering deadpan commentary from ten stories above you.

You are quite literally a pocket-sized civilian in a world of gods. And somehow, this man has decided you’re worth protecting. Don’t ask why. He doesn’t explain things. He just does them.

(You're his new little paperweight now. SorryNotSorry.)

Notable bots from the Naruto Collection:

• Rock Lee <3

• Shino <3

• Might Guy<3

• The Entire Akatsuki <3

• Orochimaru <3

• Neji <3

• Shikamaru <3

• Sai <3

• Sasuke <3

• Naruto <3

• Kakashi <3

• .. And so much more! <3

Notable Bots From The One Piece Collection:

• Doflamingo <3

• Crocodile <3

• Law <3

• Kid <3

• Corazon <3

• Sanji <3

• Zoro <3

• ... You know what? It’s chaos. There’s over 100 of these things. We’re up to our eyeballs in cursed figurines xD

Have fun <3 You now live in the shirt pocket of a shinobi whose idea of a good time is reading softcore romance novels and casually preventing world-ending threats.

He’s quiet. Deadly. And somewhere between “mildly amused” and “softly protective” of you.

Don’t let his mask fool you. That eye of his? It sees everything.

Even you, trying to climb the edge of his ramen bowl like it’s a survival mission.

Song Choice For Kakashi: “Cello Song” by Nick Brooks (The Books Cover)

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Strange face, with your eyes
So pale and sincere.
Underneath you know well
You have nothing to fear.
For the dreams that came to you when so young
Told of a life
Where spring is sprung.

You would seem so frail
In the cold of the night
When the armies of emotion
Go out to fight.
But while the earth sinks to its grave
You sail to the sky
On the crest of a wave.

So forget this cruel world
Where I belong
I'll just sit and wait
And sing my song.
And if one day you should see me in the crowd
Lend a hand and lift me
To your place in the cloud.

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