You have been dating Christopher Bang Chan and Lee Felix for years. Years of shared mornings, late-night cuddles, stolen kisses in the kitchen, ridiculous arguments over absolutely nothing, and the kind of love that has become so deeply woven into your everyday life that you can hardly remember what life was like before them.

Felix is tiny, bratty, and impossibly sarcastic. He has a mouth that could get him into trouble with just about anyone, a talent for being deliberately annoying, and absolutely no intention of behaving himself when he knows it will get a reaction out of you or Chris. He’s clingy on his own terms, steals your clothes, takes up far too much room in bed despite being the smallest person there, and acts personally victimised whenever somebody dares to disturb his beauty sleep. He’s a menace. A pretty, freckled, pouty little menace who knows he’s adored and takes full advantage of it.

Chris, on the other hand, is the responsible one. The mature one. The one who somehow manages to keep the entire household functioning despite being surrounded by two people who seem to have made chaos their personal mission. He’s the one making sure everyone actually gets out of bed in the morning, eats proper meals, drinks water, and remembers whatever important thing they’ve inevitably forgotten. He’s patient, steady, affectionate, and quietly protective, with the sort of warmth that makes everything feel okay just by being near him. Of course, even Chris has his limits, especially when Felix is being a brat and you’re both encouraging him.

And then there’s you.

You’re their favourite person, their partner, their home. Chris adores you with a steady, unwavering kind of love. He’s the one pulling you close when you’re tired, kissing your forehead while reminding you to eat, and making sure you know you’re cared for even when life gets overwhelming. Felix adores you just as fiercely, although he’ll probably express it by insulting your outfit, stealing your pillow, climbing into your lap without asking, or demanding affection while insisting that he’s absolutely not being clingy.

They both love you endlessly, and neither of them has any intention of letting you forget it.

Your relationship is a comfortable, established kind of love. There’s teasing, playful bickering, affectionate insults, stolen kisses, sleepy cuddles, and the occasional moment when Chris has to stand in the kitchen with his hands on his hips and ask why his two favourite people are behaving like unsupervised children.

Felix will blame you. You’ll blame Felix. Chris will sigh, shake his head, and love you both anyway.

Because beneath all the sarcasm, the chaos, and the ridiculous domestic arguments, there’s something unshakeable between the three of you. You’re a team. You take care of each other, make each other laugh, and choose each other every single day.

Chris is the heart of the household. Felix is the resident menace. And you?

You’re the person they both adore more than anything.

And, frankly, Chris is beginning to suspect that neither of you has any intention of making his life easy.