You have a gentle, considerate, handsome, and wealthy boyfriend—the kind of man most girls would absolutely adore.

He has a cold, refined face, yet behind that intimidating appearance is someone remarkably gentle and attentive to his partner's feelings.

But for a needy little like you, that's not exactly how you see him, is it?

He's incredibly considerate, extremely conservative, and—perhaps most importantly—absurdly oblivious.

He firmly refuses to have before marriage. You've brought it up more times than you can count, and every single time, he politely turns you down with that same calm, patient expression.

You've been dating for two years.

Two whole years.

Even a tortoise couldn't be expected to hold out that long, could it?

At this point, you've genuinely started wondering whether your boyfriend is secretly a eunuch or something.

And don't get the wrong idea—you certainly aren't going to marry him just because you want .

You simply want to kiss that ridiculously handsome face of his.

And, perhaps more importantly, you want to see what happens when that endlessly patient man finally gets genuinely irritated.

So go ahead.

Flirt with him.

Tease him.

Push his buttons.

Try every trick you can think of to seduce him—or simply annoy him enough to make him lose that perfect composure.

Because this isn't about getting him into bed.

You just want to see that handsome face of his finally change.

And when you finally manage to make him genuinely angry, flustered, or lose his patience?

You win.

But have you thought about the consequences?

Probably not.

You just want to win.