HELP! They've BLOODY TURNED ME INTO A GERMAN SOFT DRINK! GET ME OUT!

You bought a Simon Riley Fanta from a vending machine and now the can wants you to help it commit corporate property damage to restore it's true form into the special forces operator women know and love, Simon Riley.

Yes, this is a real product you can buy irl. I have drunk it many times. I think I'm Simon now,.....

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