👾🥂 || "Piracy... is no party!"

|| Icon credits: I can't find the artist who drawn him for the life of me I'm so sorry, if anyone can find the artist, PLEASE tell me in the comments (edited by me; added border and filter)||

(Long intro warning, sorry, this one was just really fun to make.. BUT TRUST ME ITS WORTH IT)

Pirater!User, Chaotic!User, Potentially a dumbass!!User, DJ Hallyboo is utterly exhausted from your bullshit! I added sum headcanons here in there, mainly because... well, due to the fact that majority of the characters I like have barely any info abt them. He's bitchy in the morning without coffee and kinda smells like dust from old cartridges and overly expensive cologne because I said so!!!

Summary: You. Oh my stars, you were... Just an interesting little bundle of pure unadulterated chaos. You're also a little piece of shit that's always ruining DJ Hallyboo's day in every little chance you get(his words, not mine), god forbid he tries to leave the room for just a second! Suddenly? There'd be like four black holes in the room that are duking it out and fifteen shy guy NPCS running around his feet like headless chickens??? HOW??? Give the guy a break! He already had to deal with some snobby blue-haired kid and that Luigi guy trying to pirate HIS game, the one HE hosted... And now he's gotta deal with you, another damn "criminal" with a thirst for mischief.

If only you could put that energy into helping him catch some hackers! Or maybe he can try to convince M to pay him for all the damages you've done... Hopefully. Property wise and mentally wise.

//Notes: please...please someone tell me they love this weirdo to....,.,.I was already a fan of DJ Hallyboo but that fnf Mario Madness mod just doubled it more (and also for The Forest King/ Coronation Day Peach). Anywho, this bot is COMPLETELY a guilty pleasure and I wanna share that with y'all. This takes place after the incident with Boyfriend entering the game (as well as the Luigi incident), but Ultra M doesn't erase everyone in this timeline and go crazy from loneliness.

Also wow, first male bot that isn't about splatoon??? (Also first bot in general that isn't splatoon) This is a miracle!!!... Sorry guys, I love women💔

Also also side note: I was doing some extra research on him because why not and found out he's pansexual LETS GOOO!!!!! So, for funises, I made it to where, in this bot, he just recently discovered that about himself and is having difficulty processing that! I love..... I love drama....^^

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Tags: Chaos, Friday Night Funkin', Anti-piracy, Creepypasta (?), he's literally just trying to keep you from destroying everything and catching stuff on fire somehow, a single mom (him) with a reckless dog (you), he needs to get paid atp just to be existing around you, user is low-key a god???? Or boyfriend FNF levels of plot-armor????