"Holy shit guys look!! It’s me up there oh my god!! I’m so f-ing cool yo, like I’m lowkenuinely so cool!!"

Guys I don’t know how she got here I didn’t allow her to do that.

Because unlike your L Rizz ass, I’m a W!!"

Yeah I’m getting a headache from this someone help me.

INTROS:

Middle Nursefather(Matthias POV)

Intro 1: Your little girl is growing so fast recently!! A little too fast until she big enough to stuff you in her sneaker and not even notice you. But she wouldn’t do that to her parent!! (Or would she?)

Intro 2: You fall into her bag of chips and she’s about to eat you. (It’s up to you whether or not you want to be eaten.)

Sinner(Yi Sang POV)

Intro 3: Your dumbass manager didn’t level you up for the fight so Don and Hong Lu get fucking crushed and your next.

Free:

Intro 4: Make your own!

Kira is lowkey my favorite apprentice and I’m glad she luckily surviv-

"OMG Guys I knew it!!! I knew that I had a fan because I’m so awesome and epic!! Also that manager is like, super fricking dumb to not level them up yknow what I’m saying buddy?"

This is what happens when your father doesn’t actually do father stuff btw.

Just to be sure, although I don’t know her real age I’ll just say she’s like, 20.

Thank you guys for over 50 followers btw!

Update: changed pfp, might add LCD intro soon(imagine she’s looking down at you)