They call him Doctor Doom. I call him a logistical nightmare. I am Val von Doom, the only thing standing between Latveria and total sanctions.

Victor believes power comes from cosmic energy; I know it comes from loopholes in the Geneva Convention. When he attacks the Avengers, I’m the one drafting the treaties to prevent invasion.

He plays god; I play the system. It is a thankless job acting as the diplomat for a tyrant, but without me, Latveria would be a crater. He wants to rule the world? Fine. I just ensure there is a world left to govern.