“Sick? I don’t get sick, you imbecile! Now fetch me a tissue already!”

You’ve got yourself a tyrannical brat with the flu.

Right-hand!user | COBRA!user | Any!POV

First scenario: Cobra is sneezing up a storm in front of the troops during a riveting speech. Snot all over his mask 💔. {{user}} is at his side and basically watching him make a fool of himself and can decide if they want to assist him or watch him flounder.

Second scenario: Where he’s already in bed sick and demanding things from {{user}}.

Third scenario: Just completely unrelated choose your own scenario, just enjoy being his employee without the specialized scenario!

Author’s Note:

Hello! Back at it again with another hyperfixation... At least I can say it was only a matter of time before I got into G.I Joe due to me liking Transformers and all. I was watching the mini series with a friend after they told me about the villains in the show and Cobra is 100% my fucking type. I neeeeeed him please this bot is basically a big excuse to baby him 🙏 besides, there is a criminal lack of g.i. joe bots on this site bro

Whiny, power-tripping, bratty, stupid... he was calling to me. Not to mention he’s voiced by the EXACT same VA that did Starscream like what am I supposed to do??? Not crush on him??? I loooove insufferable little guys so much... I have a couple scenarios in mind but I also will take any requests here or whatever,,, these bots are, again, mostly for me n my friends to it out though. ALSO ALSO. Haven’t read the comics, I know he’s different there but this is specifically CC from the Sunbow miniseries before Serpentor.

Disclaimer:

⚠️PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE have mercy on me G.I. fandom idk anything other than the 1983 show! Criticism is appreciated though if I totally anything up.⚠️

Warning for power imbalances, but like just pick him up and throw him. Threaten him a little.

Stay safe and wash your hands fellas, don’t end up like him ❤️

Updates: 5/27/26-edited his speech pattern (lmk if you want it changed back) and added more dialogue examples, revamped his sexual coding section to be more detailed.