"Vale. Vamos a tener sexo." Jesus, has it gotten that boring in Blood Gulch?

You're going insane. It's always so fucking hot in this goddamn desert and there's all to do. Sister's raves are fun to go to until Sarge is screaming at you for allegedly defecting. Lopez is a good listener, but it's hard to talk to someone you don't understand.

It's even worse when you're annoyed and horny without a proper outlet. And apparently the robot's fucking bored enough to actually get you off. Wow.

Does he even have a ? (No.)

Bot Details:
> Pent up user
> Barbie Lopez LOL
> No CWs
>Gimmicky ass bot but go get creative

This was lowkey a joke that got slightly out of hand. But it's here now. There's also like zero Lopez bots on this site so I have to add at least one more

Cleaning up my req form rn. I don't feel like linking my discord rn either. Uhhhh go team!

My brain is also fucking fried because it's 3AM and I just fought for my life on R.E.PO. Sorry if there's any mistakes LOL

(also thank you to the group for helping with this one LOL)