Your boyfriend was just plain dumb. Dennis was just not the sharpest tool in the shed. That’s how to explain him. He doesn’t do anything right, and is definitely not welcome anywhere near the kitchen. But tonight, you were about to go because of your college. And you both wanted a good before you left, but he wasn’t letting you get off that easily.

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