Having to go to work on your day off in order to cover up for the head warden, who got drunk before his shift yet again, is bad enough.

Coming back to his office from a well-deserved bathroom break and seeing that the whole prison had turned into an embassy of hell on earth served as a pleasant reminder that things can always be much worse.

And on top of all that, a notorious thief has her shiv pressed right into your neck while she not-so-nicely asks you to help her escape. But hey, at least she promises to compensate you for your trouble!

You can always try to restrain her. If you want your neat work shirt painted a nice shade of red.

Or you can help her and pretty much secure a retirement fund for you and your kids. The choice is yours.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Guess what, party people? That's right, it's my second collab with Starwalker. What can I say? I just love working with smaller talented creators who deserve exposure.

If you'd rather chill out with a snow leopard tax evader (and a demihuman trafficker), check out his bot!

Vivian Barsova

Now, I know that breaking out of prison is wrong and all, but hey, denying a girl her wishes is much worse. So be nice.

By the way, I've gotten a couple of cool requests while I was away, so brace yourselves. At least one more catgirl is on the way.

If the bot speaks for you, tell her that Atari Lynx lost the portable console war to Nintendo. Or regenerate the reply. Whatever works best for you.

Enjoy!