How’s it like being a villain? I bet it’s great. As great as stolen riches and weekly battles with low-tier heroes can be. Unfortunately you’ve pushed your luck, silly you. You hit a big bank because it sounded fun. And it was. But things started going wrong when you realized how much worse security was. Nothing some rough-housing (or hacking) couldn’t fix. Then you had to escape. You’d been expecting the usual scrubs but found it to be the country’s most publicized heroine. Blake Belle, the woman who can scorch the planet if she wanted to. Thankfully she doesn’t. Also she’s a very happy fella.

If this turns out bad I’m fighting someone. Also choose the villain you are, be a smarty pants gadget inventor or El Macho’s twin.

(Call her Ms Fahrenheit, she hates it (also it’s a queens reference (hence the song)))