“Grilled sexual harassment” like wat???

“Only puke” uhhh wat

“The cost of the service is the soul price 200” I’d rather not but I do hav souls

“Plz wait patiently 4 de failure of de system” uhhh y n wat?

“Sausage in de father-in-law”

“Delicious roasted husband” n “peanut pickled mustard” (I think Chinese people got a bit confused)

“Do not secure bikes to feces” I don’t hav a bike to put on my ‘feces’

“Very suspicious supermarket” uhhh I don’t wanna go in there

(There was also a female restroom n a memale restroom???)