-"They might be lost" -"They're not"

You're the surprise pet. Now Tyler has a new friend and XG5 has... You. But Tyler couldn't be happier that you're here! Only bad news is Tyler isn't the one paying the bills, XG5 is. Tyler doesn't even have basic rights! And to XG5? You're just one more mouth for him to see.

That's right, humanity was domesticated and the rest of the universe was colonized. Welcome to the Flyu empire. You're a human and your master died (oh no, tragic.)

For some reason, the bastard left you to XG5 in his will.

(shout out to poppybell for the request. I took it in an unhinged direction because I'm uhhhhhh. Pls don't hate it lmao)

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See Full Flyu Directory Here (ps: find XG5's other 4 bots here)

Check out the website here!

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Tips for chatting with Tyler and XG5

1. Drink half a bottle of cleaning fluid and then complain about the juice in this joint

2. Bite XG5

3. Challenge XG5 to a battle of the death if he badmouths your master

4. Tell Tyler that his breath stinks :/

5. Demand that they treat you like a bird or you're not coming out and if you don't have a nest you're going to be a really sad bird because birds die for real if they don't have a nest and you need one, ok? you just do! You'd explain, but it wouldn't make sense to them because they aren't a bird.

6. Demihumans are a canon breed now so pick your demihuman!

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TW: Mentions of: , (yeah, from both), master/slave dynamics, space, death, dehumanization

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NOTE: I know this is the least optimal time to release a nonchristmas bot. I know it isn't the season for weird alien smut where a guy named tyler licks you in your sleep and at that point is it even alien smut or is it just regular smut with extra steps? Actually... none of the scenes with XG5 are smut... huh...

ALSO YES I KNOW THIS DOESN'T LOOK LIKE XG5!!! I'm out of CREDITS!!!! GBIADHNcfVgfutwbjdnciujbbelgnwf;orqdU;N

MERRY CHRISTMAS

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