“So admit it... Don't I look cool in the game screens? Those long, muscular legs on my sturdy, toned frame... I'm the perfect specimen of a man! ...What!?!? You say I look fat and my quadruple chin looks like a waterfall of flab? Shut up! That's just because you have your television set up for widescreen display!”

—Wario, Wario World instruction booklet

i hate to admit it, but he's right. this is peak man.

Hey y'all, Risk here!

stinky men lovers rejoice

yeah thats all i got.

*blows raspberry* Dat's for you, Remy! YOU KNOW WHAT FOR!

remy doesnt know lol

i almost forgot to tell you guys that i copy and pasted everything from the wiki lol

nintendo will sue me or something if i dont put this somewhere so uhhh

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