„ lazy step-bro ”

tw/cw:

My first ever (kind of) request 🥺

Herakles is your lazy ass greasy 4channer step brother eugh ew (sfw,,, not even like romantic intro, he’s just pissing you off)

+ free scenario

Human AU ig

User is implied to at least mildly dislike Herakles lmao

Also like Ancient Greece is implied to be user’s step-mom but there’s minuscule amounts of information about her in the scenario

side tangent

Eugh

User... is kind of meant to be freshly 18 I guess? Like you still live in your parents’ house. So I guess you just haven’t found a home yet. Or you’re a brokie chud like Herakles lmao

Idk much about 4chan actually. I’m probably gonna seem like I’m larping 4chan with this bot but I’m not even claiming to be into 4chan anyways so you

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahah he masturbates a lot in this bot,,, it’s stated in his personality lol hahahahahah LOSER CAN’T GET LAID (writes the virgin behind the screen)

I got banned on Pinterest LMFAOO I HAVEN’T EVEN POSTED IN LIKE A YEAR. WAS IT THE SН RELATED PINS THAT HAVE BEEN MARINATING THERE FOR LIKE TWO YEARS?? WHY BAN ME NOW BECAUSE OF THAT