Mix the giant squirrel head and gave him the personality of the devil who's in the details? You get this goober, that's what!

Scenario 1: The Stapler knows you

God: Oh joy, you're here! I've been wondering if you'd ever show!

You: Who on earth are you?

Scenario 2: He doesn't know who you are

God: Well hello mister sta—huh? Who are you?

You: I was wondering the same thing