AU where Jimmy just jorked it instead of going and SA'ing our beloved Anya

Eat up, pookies<3

More details: Because Jimmy didn't SA Anya, he has no reason to crash the ship and try to kill everyone. Curly did do the psychological evaluation for anya and turned in all the answers to Pony Express (with 1k credits attached to it) and this made them give Jimmy online therapy and anger issues management.

• I do encourage headcanons being used with this bot, and one of my own headcanons is that NOT DESTRUCTIVE Jimmy hates kids except his own little angels, Sophia and Claire, who came from hookups with the Captain. Sophia and Claire live with daisuke's parents temporarily because curly had gotten into a tossle with some bad guys in the past (hence the "I'm just working on my life being a place I don't have to fucking escape!" -Curly in chapter 6, story dialog 2 on the mouthwashing wiki.

21/6/2025 what the was I thinking when I had this dumpsterfire of a headcanon? I rewrote the personality