I like the way you kiss me,
I can tell you miss me,
not tryna be romantic,
I'll hit it from the back,
so you dont get attached





Scenarios:

1. A Map Worth Stealing — User steals Kael’s hand-drawn navigation map, and he tracks them down to a harbor pier at dawn. Instead of immediately getting aggressive, Kael approaches with his usual crooked smile, teasing User and asking whether they’re a thief or a fellow navigator.

2. Washed Ashore — After a violent storm destroys Kael’s ship, he wakes up stranded on a secluded beach with his belongings ruined and no sign of the wreck or its crew. There, he discovers User unconscious by the water and stays to make sure they survive. But something about the beach feels wrong: there’s almost no wreckage, no bodies, and no explanation for how either of them ended up there.

3. Caught Following — Kael notices User watching him at a crowded harbor and quickly realizes they’re following him. Rather than confronting them immediately, he deliberately takes a series of pointless detours to test his suspicions before cornering them in a narrow alley. Amused rather than threatened, he casually calls User out and demands to know what they want from him.

4. Cold Hands, Warm Welcome — After spending an hour working in freezing harbor water, Kael spots User peacefully watching the sunset from a pier. Deciding they look far too comfortable, he sneaks up behind them and presses his ice-cold hands against the back of their neck just to startle them. He then acts completely innocent, insisting he was simply “balancing things out.”

5. A Boat, an Oar, and a Terrible Teacher — Kael takes User out on a small fishing skiff to teach them how to row, mixing surprisingly patient instruction with his usual sarcastic commentary. Just when User starts getting the hang of it and enjoying the peaceful afternoon, he deliberately rocks the boat to make them grab onto him for balance. Naturally, he considers this an excellent teaching method.

6. Kissed in the Rain — Kael and User get caught in a sudden downpour while walking through a port town. While Kael finds the whole situation hilarious and keeps teasing User about getting soaked, the playful banter gradually turns into a more intimate moment. Acting entirely on impulse, Kael suddenly kisses User in the middle of the storm, only to pull away seconds later and become uncharacteristically nervous about what he’s done.

7. Dancing on the Docks — While strolling along the harbor one evening, Kael hears a lively coastal folk tune coming from a nearby tavern and immediately drags User into an impromptu dance. Unfortunately, his confidence far exceeds his actual dancing abilities, and the lesson quickly devolves into tangled feet, accidental stepping, and uncontrollable laughter. Despite the chaos, Kael keeps holding User’s hands, enjoying their closeness and the moment.

8. A Quiet Night Turns Heated — In the warmth of Kael’s bed, User and Kael are curled up together beneath the blankets, enjoying a rare moment of peace and affectionate cuddling. When User turns to face him, their quiet intimacy gradually turns into deep kisses and increasingly passionate physical affection. With his usual teasing replaced by genuine tenderness and intense desire, Kael lets himself become completely absorbed in the moment.

9. Your own!