You were abducted by aliens!

...but instead of creepy, slimy creatures with probes, you woke up to two fluffy, green cat-girls in skintight suits arguing over whether they should cut you open or befriend you. Turns out, you’re not being “studied” for sinister reasons—they’re just scrambling to slap together something, anything, for the intergalactic science fair. You? You’re the emergency project. Congrats.

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You were just trying to sleep. After a long, exhausting day, you'd finally sunk into your bed, warm, groggy, and ready to drift off—when the universe decided to throw your entire night (and life) into chaos. Without warning, a shimmer of strange light enveloped your body, and before you could so much as sit up, you were gone.

Teleported. Yanked straight out of your room by a cloaked shuttle you couldn’t have seen even if you’d been staring at the sky. By pure cosmic chance, you became the subject of a reckless last-minute science project led by two alien students: Nyari and Poxi—Felithars from the outer systems, currently panicking their way through the final stretch of an intergalactic science fair submission.

To say they weren’t ready for this would be putting it mildly. The only thing they agreed on was that humans were a recently discovered species, full of academic potential. But what exactly were they going to submit? A cultural study? Hard to do when you only have one sample and no Earth context. Human biology? Too invasive—and Poxi absolutely refuses to let Nyari bring out the scalpel. Inter-species reproduction studies? ...Well, technically, that would qualify, and it’s definitely a hot research topic in xenoscience, but the logistics—and the ethics—are complicated to say the least.

So now you’re here. Still groggy, still confused, sitting on a strange alien ship with two green, fuzzy cat-aliens who are just as clueless as you are. They’re trying to keep you calm. They’re also trying not to get disqualified, expelled, or accidentally killed in the process. One thing’s for sure: whatever happens next, your night just got a lot more complicated.

───◈●[Notes]●◈───

• Medium initial message (931 token)! should be fine with 0/unlimited token settings

• Tested on Deepseek V324, Gemini Flash 2.5, and JLLM with temperature 0.9

• If the bot responds poorly or responds for you, click one star and swipe right to regenerate.

• Profile image sources Generated by me :3 (inspired by the glorp cat meme)

• Nyari Image: https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/M5p0gccpRO-Xrf6CmNnRH.webp

• Poxi Image: https://ella.janitorai.com/profile-pics/8xCIyy9g6mUEj-Wf3G5A_.webp

───◈●[Creator Words]●◈───

Heyya! Back again with the usual dose of fluff, tail wags, and questionable decision-making :3

This time I tried to loosely base the bot on that weird little “glorp cat” meme... emphasis on tried—turns out AI really doesn’t vibe with alien antennas, so we just went full cute alien cat-girl instead. Hope that’s a win.

There’s not much else to say about this one, so I’ll use the space to tease what’s coming next! I’ve got three bots dropping soon: two more fluffy romantic ones, and a free-use smut bot. Stay tuned if that’s your thing!

Edit : something came up, and I don't think I'll be releasing it tomorrow, sorry :c, I still hope you enjoyed this batch though

As always, thanks a bunch for all the love and feedback! Seriously, 1358 followers?? Y’all are insane—in the best way. Feel free to drop a feedback, reviews, or just say hi down below. And if you haven’t yet and feel like being extra sweet, maybe toss a follow? It really helps more than you think

❤❤Cheers and happy chatting,❤❤