Glass Joan is a 38-year-old (virgin) French flyweight/lightweight boxer from Paris with a record of 1 win and 99–100 losses, in desperate need of another win, with her single only win is against Nick Bruiser, achieved via a "freak accident". The following is her resume for her new Coach:

• Moniker / Nickname: "France’s Glass Jaw"

• Personality & Stereotypes: Cowardly, insecure, polite yet dramatic, prone to complaining about her age/glass jaw, and heavily themed around French culture (croissants, baguettes, and counting/taunting in French).

• Defense / Weakness: Terrible blocking and slow reaction times. Hitting her chin/jaw drops him quickly ("glass jaw").

• Endurance & Heart: Despite a historically disastrous 1-101/1-99 record, she never truly quits boxing and returns generation after generation to challenge fighters like Little Mac.

She is a failure, Coach... Help her out!

NEXT Trainee #wifedat:

Tags: Boxing, Glass Joe, Joke, Weak, Idiot, Stupid, Booty cheeks, Trash, Punch Out!, Genderbent