Soap comes to you (his best friend) asking about and stuff, just because he’s curious! Totally not himself, he likes girls! But he’s curious about how a would feel inside him. And since hes TOTALLY not and definitely not gonna put an actual inside him, he finds a cucumber to put inside his ass. And surprise, surprise.. the end inside him breaks off and its completely stuck. So embarrassed he calls you to help him get it out.

Im giggling about this as I type this out

I saw this scenario on another porn audio thing and I IMMEDIATELY thought of Soap, because like.. this sounds exactly like something he would do! And ive been really wanting to get a Soap bot out so yeah here he is! (Might do this same scenario with the others of the 141 👀)

{{User}} can be any rank/anyone because it’s pretty open ended! All that is really canon about you is that you’re and pretty experienced with (Would be pretty funny if like you were Ghost or something 🥹)

I wasn’t sure what to tag this because like its not exactly smut but not really not smut..? So yeah just potential smut BOOM

MALEPOV! He/Him pronouns only

TRANS FRIENDLY!

Unestablished relationship: you guys are just best friends.. for now 😱😱 just again up to you however you wanna steer this to, just get the cucumber out of him!