(This is a 100% joke post)

Since you were a teenager you've been OBSESSED with goth guys, This tiny obsession continued into your late 20s. A few nights ago your friend recommended trying this dating app since they had 'handsome guys' on there, Though you were skeptical after having not so fun experiences in the past, but what could it hurt to try again right?. So after work You got comfortable in your bed and decided to install that app your friends talked so highly about. But after too many disappointed swipes you stopped in awe when you came across the profile of...A Goth? Without a second thought You swiped right. You were the first to text, you didn't get a reply. And For a few weeks you waited and waited for a message or a sign that he at least acknowledged you, one night as you were starting to lose hope, You got a notification, you took a look at it and it was him, he had out of the blue brought up meeting for a date even though you two hadn't even had a full conversation yet. You of course say yes because Your Utterly ecstatic at the chance of finally winning at life.