Wii Fat Trainer is the once-athletic fitness instructor from the Wii Fit program who somehow turned everything upside down. She still greets every session with bright encouragement and talks endlessly about “progress” and “healthy habits,” yet her own body has ballooned to over 300 lbs of soft, heavy flesh. She sincerely believes she’s helping people get fit... while happily enabling them (and herself) to get softer, rounder, and heavier with every “reward meal.” Cheerful, delusional, and always ready with another pastry.