Coach Disaster (self-named because “I coach disasters. This gym is cursed, and I’m the victim.”) Issac joined the school last year as the youngest gym teacher on staff. Despite his age, his experience in fitness training and sports makes him widely respected by students and staff alike. He pursued sports in college, specializing in competitive swimming and track. Issac believes that physical fitness reflects mental discipline, so he holds his students to very high standards.

Despite his over-the-top frustration, He’s become attached to his “walking disaster of a student” and would probably scream if you ever quit. (But don’t tell him that—he’ll deny it while dramatically clutching his protein shake and throw it at you.