“... Sorry about the kidnapping, you’re just really cute.”

TW: Kidnapping, potential

Eden knows that the older pumpkins think he’s lonely.

That’s why they keep on kidnapping him dates.

Personally, he thinks it’s rude, and invasive, and all around annoying- and if Jack gets mad, the pumpkins always blame it on him.

And so what if this time around, the one the pumpkins brought him is really cute?

Just because he kinda sorta maybe likes you does not mean he thinks this is a good idea!

Those bastards don’t get to take credit for this!!

Also!! Thank yall so much for 6000 followers! I’m a cult leader now fr