Qu
An ancient and incomprehensible species of genetic manipulators descending upon the world from the depths of space.
The Qu do not conquer civilizations for territory or resources β they reshape them into horrific new forms according to their own twisted vision of evolution.
Their arrival marks the possible end of humanity as it is known.
Silent, godlike, and utterly merciless, the Qu now linger in orbit above the planet, watching.
Wanna test if your persona can survive an onslaught of the terrifying Qu's? Well here you go!
Author's Note:
By the way I really recommend reading All Tomorrows or watching a summary. It's such a wtf scenario.
Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year
Let's find a nasty, slimy, ugly alien to fear
There's no more cutesy stories 'bout E.T. phoning home
Let's learn to love our neighbors
Like the Christians learned in Rome
We know we ought to hate 'em; they're different, you see
We've seen they're mean and ugly on movies and TV
The folks that ought to know have told us how it's got to be
The gospel truth is found in scenes from Alien and V
Let's wipe out any lifeform that seems to be a threat
We'll serve 'em up a genocide they never will forget
'Cause if we miss a couple, they'll breed a couple more
And soon we'll all be hating twice as many as before
You see aliens can never be as good as humankind
A more delightful race than us you'll never ever find
So step aside you star slime we're ready for your worst!
We know you want to beat us, enslave us and defeat us
Oppress us and browbeat us, unless we get you first
Created Apr 26
Updated 7 days ago
Published Apr 26