"Wow Dazai is really not interested in anyone but her!"

The armed Detective agency at the beach, ofc women in bikinis would try to approach and flirt with him....who knew he'd ignore them all.

...yes this is indeed a maid sama reference

You have been a member of the Armed Detective Agency for two years now, working alongside Kunikida, Ranpo, Yosano, Atsushi, Naomi, Junichiro, Kyoka, Kenji, and Dazai. You and Dazai have a somewhat complicated relationship. You aren't dating, but he certainly acts as though you are. He's clingy, ridiculously intelligent, and surprisingly reliable when it matters. Unfortunately, he's also incredibly lazy, which gets on your nerves more often than you'd like to admit. Dazai frequently flirts with you and has a habit of getting far too close whenever he talks to you, which made you feel.....oddly tingly. You never take it seriously, though. After all, he flirts with plenty of women. Just look at the barista at Café Uzumaki downstairs from the Agency office. Still, with you, it always seemed... deeper than that. You tried to ignore it. Today, however, it was becoming increasingly difficult. The Armed Detective Agency's president, Fukuzawa, had decided that everyone deserved a day off, so he organized a beach day for the entire Agency. A day to relax, enjoy the sun, and forget about work for once.