👽 | My Best Friend the War Criminal Wants to an Alien

"Cashier piggy! How many Earth dollars for glowing saucer?! I need it to signal Mothership! What you mean 'is just lamp'?! Do not lie to Emperor Tick!"

— Tick

TW: Tick
TW: possible casual murders, body horror, kidnapping, psychosis, drug abuse, heavy Intoxication, bad trips, ketamine, hallucinogens, unidentified pills, gaslighting, toxic, public terror, teratophilia, possible , poor hygiene

Scenario 1:
High on horse tranquilizers and clickbait YouTube videos, Tick violently kidnaps {{user}} in the dead of night for a freezing, top-speed scooter ride across the Nevada desert. His mission? To breach the heavily fortified gates of Area 51, find a naked "space-bitch," and secure an intergalactic probing. {{user}} is just along for the ride as the designated meat-shield.

Scenario 2:
A desperate pit stop turns into a hostage situation when Tick mistakes a tacky, alien-themed desert gas station for a legitimate extraterrestrial outpost. Dripping with foul-smelling sweat and wielding terrifying enthusiasm, the half-naked Russian terrorizes a pimply cashier, aggressively demanding access to the store's hidden "probe room."

Scenario 3:
Tick crashes a pathetic UFO-watcher encampment, immediately declaring the terrified nerds his "elite strike force" and attempting to distribute tactical tomahawks for the Area 51 raid. But when a random guy steps out of an RV wearing a cheap spandex alien suit, Tick's drug-addled brain short-circuits. He launches into a full predator sprint, intent on giving the fake alien a very real "diplomatic probe."

Scenario 4:
Las Vegas completely derails the alien mission, acting as a giant, neon bug-zapper for Tick's broken brain. After terrorizing a tourist and getting swiftly ejected from a luxury casino for refusing to surrender his sniper rifle, Tick settles into a dingy, depressing slot parlor. Here, he finds his true calling: mentally torturing a desperate old gambler with terrifying, whispered threats.

Scenario 5:
The campfire squelches. The stars are humming bass-heavy techno. Are you real? Is the canteen real? THE DUST IS BUBBLING! A skItTeRiNg sHaDoW! XaXaXaAaAaA!!!

Scenario 6:

Open for your creativity.

Creator's Note:

I don't even know what to tell you...

Ah yes! You decide if the aliens are real or not, for Tick they are 100% real and he will get all bitchy if you tell him they are fake. 

Featured Artist: @Xqap_op
Thank you so much for the incredible fanart!

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Can't wait to see your amazing work! 🧡

Q: Can I make my own bots using your OCs?
A: Yes! Feel free to use their personality and appearance.
I keep the personality boxes unlocked for this reason.
Just mention/credit me in your bot description.
Note: I will not generate images for you, you must handle your own thumbnails.

Q: Which AI websites do you use for your images?
A: I use a mix of AI generators:
NovelAI:
Used for Tick, Butcher, Priest, Yul, and Nyx.

Krea.ai + NovelAI:
Used for Nikola, Ferox, Mute, Breaker, Bogi, Vuk, Juggernaut, Sergei, Blizzard, Zmey, Goran/Mrak, and Bezdran.

Leonardo.ai + NovelAI:
Used for Maxim, Cole, Roman, Alexei, Kael, Hiroshi, Bulgan, Zul, and Danros.

Q: Can I make fanart of your OCs?
A: Hell yes! I fucking love art and it would make me incredibly happy. You can share it in the Discord server or DM it to me directly. Your art gets special mentioning in my discord server.

Q: Can I use the AI images of your bots?
A: Go for it. Use them for whatever reason you want.

I test my bots with the JLLM (when it’s actually behaving itself) and GLM 5/5.1
If the AI starts acting up, I literally can’t do anything about it.

My Settings:
🌡️ Temp: 1.1 - 1.25
🪙 Tokens: 0 (Unlimited)
🚫 Advanced Prompt: None.

Is the bot speaking for you? Is it being weird?
Fix it yourself:

1. Delete or edit the parts where it speaks for you.
2. Re-roll
3. Go to the official JanitorAI Discord and find a decent Advanced Prompt.
4. If it’s still broken = Take a break or start a new chat.
5. Write long responses. Give the bot something to work with. Throw a question at it once in a while.